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BREAKING: MAGA Representative Lauren Boebert trots out a truly pathetic excuse for switching Congressional districts ahead of the 2024 election and blames Hollywood for her decision to tuck tail and run.

This woman could not sound like any more of a loser...

Boebert — who recently announced that she will be running in District 4 despite being an incumbent in District 3 — whined to Steve Bannon during an appearance on his "War Room" podcast.

Rather than admit that she is simply too far-right to win in District 3 again, Boebert pointed the finger at Barbra Streisand and Ryan Reynolds for donating to her (now former) challenger, Democrat Adam Frisch.'

Hilariously, Frisch received just $1,000 from Streisand and $1,500 from Reynolds.

"There has been close to $10 million poured into this district to buy this seat. Colorado's 3rd District is not for sale," complained Boebert.

"When you have Barbra Streisand coming in and donating to the Democrat, when you have Ryan Reynolds coming in and donating to the Democrat, it shows you that Hollywood is trying to buy their way into Congress," she went on.

The truth, of course, is that Boebert's MAGA brand of politics has become ballot box poison. Americans know that politicians like Boebert and Trump want to strip away reproductive rights, kill their healthcare, end gay marriage, and hand out massive tax cuts to the super rich.

Lauren, it's time to start packing your bags.

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BREAKING: Legendary band Green Day ignites a firestorm of rage among MAGA supporters by changing the lyrics of their hit song "American Idiot" during a New Year's Eve performance to mock Trump supporters.

This is the perfect way to start 2024...

During their performance on Dick Clark's New Year's Eve Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest, the band changed their lyrics from "I’m not part of a redneck agenda" to "I’m not part of the MAGA agenda."

Predictably, the perpetually victim-minded MAGA cultists lost their collective mind.

Republican billionaire Elon Musk wrote on Twitter: "Green Day goes from raging against the machine to milquetoastedly raging for it
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As usual, Musk's political analysis is rubbish. The idea that MAGA — which exists solely to harness racial and cultural grievances towards the goal of pushing through more tax cuts for the rich — is anything other than the "machine" is patently absurd.

Another Twitter user, clearly believing themselves far more clever than they really are, wrote: "They're so under the boot, they're changing their name to Green New Deal Day."

"Green Day is now Green Done. Don’t they understand it’s no longer Hollywood Cool with the rest of us to take potshots at DJT? We the people are speaking!” wrote one Truth Social user.

Far-right racist and failed Congressional candidate Laura Loomer, a rabid pro-Trump agitator, tagged Green Day as "losers" on Twitter.

"Green Day is a woke joke," wrote another furious Trump fan. Others called them "has beens," "washed up," and "sellouts."

As usual, Republicans are frothing at the mouth because they have no influential cultural figures to champion their bigotries and reactionary politics.

Together, let's make 2024 the year that MAGA dies at the ballot box for good!

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