justoffal
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No this didn't actually happen but I was watching a news piece or a man and Detroit had lost so many packages to porch pirates that he started putting exploding boxes out for them to steal and some of the video footage was pretty hilarious.
One guy actually literally shit in his pants.
The explosions were benign they were all based on air pressure but man the reaction of the porch pirates was like....priceless.
Then occurred to me that if one of the porch pirates had a weak heart and suddenly died from a heart attack because of the booby trap the poor guy who was the real victim would probably end up being arrested for second-degree murder.
Jo
One guy actually literally shit in his pants.
The explosions were benign they were all based on air pressure but man the reaction of the porch pirates was like....priceless.
Then occurred to me that if one of the porch pirates had a weak heart and suddenly died from a heart attack because of the booby trap the poor guy who was the real victim would probably end up being arrested for second-degree murder.
Jo