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"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." ~ Bertrand Russell
 
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One likes people much better when they're battered down by a prodigious siege of misfortune than when they triumph. -Virginia Woolf
 
Why is prostitution illegal? Selling is legal and fucking is legal.
So why is "selling fucking" illegal? Why is it illegal to sell something,
that's perfectly legal to give away?


- George Carlin
 
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Benjamin Franklin

ETA:
The order in which this post appears was unintentional.
Ernie S.
 
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We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Benjamin Franklin

ETA:
The order in which this post appears was unintentional.
Ernie S.

Ignorance can be remedied by an education but there is nothing that can be done about those born too stupid to learn, even from their own mistakes.
 
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." — Dr. Seuss
 
Growing up, my Mom always claimed to feel bad when a bird would slam head-first into our living room window. If she really felt bad, though, she'd have moved the bird feeder outside.
- Rich Johnson
 
No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. – Mignon McLaughlin
 
In the human heart new passions are forever being born; the overthrow of one almost always means the rise of another. -Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
 
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
 

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