Quote for the day

[Mertex]

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." — Will Rogers

 

[Ava]

"Judge your actions by the value they create."

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

The young always have the same problem--how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. -Quentin Crisp

 

[YWN666]

Actor Richard Harris was found by a policeman sitting in the middle of a road in a drunken stupor. When the cop asked what he was doing, he said "If the earth revolves once every 24 hours, according to my calculations, my house should be coming by any minute"

 

[Againsheila]

 

[April]

Actor Richard Harris was found by a policeman sitting in the middle of a road in a drunken stupor. When the cop asked what he was doing, he said "If the earth revolves once every 24 hours, according to my calculations, my house should be coming by any minute"

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by a woman. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from the beer commercials. And then, there's my personal favorite, the male ego. -Roseanne Barr

 

[Derideo_Te]

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Blame-all and Praise-all are two blockheads. -Benjamin Franklin

 

[Againsheila]

I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.
Thomas Jefferson
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[Steven_R]

"When I die, I want Charlie Sheen's life to flash before my eyes."
-Some guy at the gas station.

 

[Mertex]

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."​

—

Albert Einstein​

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Presumption should never make us neglect that which appears easy to us, nor despair make us lose courage at the sight of difficulties.

-Benjamin Banneker

 

[Ava]

"The choices we make in thought, word, and deed inevitably return to us in kind."

 

[Againsheila]

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
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[April]

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly. -Mignon McLaughlin

 

[Againsheila]

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
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[Derideo_Te]

My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.
Daphne Zuniga
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[Esmeralda]

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
Delicious Ambiguity.”
― Gilda Radner