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I found the harder I worked, the luckier I got
My Old Man 2012
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ~Author Unknown
LMAOActor Richard Harris was found by a policeman sitting in the middle of a road in a drunken stupor. When the cop asked what he was doing, he said "If the earth revolves once every 24 hours, according to my calculations, my house should be coming by any minute"
Ghey
Er, I wear crocs and am not gay, thank you.
If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to tell them that they loved them.
- Christopher Morley
(It should be updated to "every cell phone"!
"Autobots, Unite!" - Optimus Prime
Sorry! just went to Transformer's ride so that's what I've got