Doc1
Gold Member
You Lefty's need to move on to plan B, you're just going to have to shoot him because like it or not he's healthy.
OK fair enough, leave the overweight aside and let's consider that this health evaluation did not consider/include a psychiatric examination.
For a look at why that might be appropriate, I give you an analysis by a noted psychiatrist:
- If you think you're "the greatest (whatever) that god ever created" --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you need to go around declaring you're "very smart" and "have a very good brain" --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you need to talk about the size of your dick in a national debate --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you can't handle a pointed question from a female --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you actually tell someone 'I'm very humble; I'm humble in ways you wouldn't even understand' --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you have to inflate yourself by claiming 'three million illegals voted' or that you got the most electoral votes since Reagan -- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you mock somebody's congenital muscular disability because he won't lie for you --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you think you can walk in on teenage girls' dressing rooms because you own the event --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you make up fake people to call the gossip rags to tell them about your sexual prowess --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If you cannot take criticism or even a joke, to the extent you won't even attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner --- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- If your idea of waging your "own personal Vietnam" is to navigate New York sex clubs while your peers are dying in Southeast Asia -- YOU might be a narcissistic asshole.
- And if you can answer yes to all of these criteria --- go see your doctor YESTERDAY.
----- Dr. J. Fauxworthy
You were just told by a professional he's fine. You'll just have to deal with it and move on.