Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jun 29, 2023 #101 Yes you got me but next time i will be ready ! Turned around and tried to open the door but noticed it was LOCKED !
Yes you got me but next time i will be ready ! Turned around and tried to open the door but noticed it was LOCKED !
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jun 29, 2023 #102 Unable to get out I was soundly socked As my nemesis didn't take his bloodied nose WELL.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jun 30, 2023 #103 Running away with a bloodied nose he bid farewell ! Phone in his hand he started to call the POLICE ...
Running away with a bloodied nose he bid farewell ! Phone in his hand he started to call the POLICE ...
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jun 30, 2023 #104 Hello, police? I'd like to report a beast. A bad man who smacked my SCHNOZZOLA.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jun 30, 2023 #105 No i did not say "Pizza " Can you hear me NOW !
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jun 30, 2023 #106 Anyway, as I turned around, I felt a pow! And red stuff began to FLOW!
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jun 30, 2023 #107 A few minutes later i realized that it was only ketchup "whoa " And started laughing and laughing and LAUGHING !
A few minutes later i realized that it was only ketchup "whoa " And started laughing and laughing and LAUGHING !
QuickHitCurepon Diamond Member Jul 8, 2013 48,119 74,534 3,645 Earth Jun 30, 2023 Thread starter #108 My friends thought it was baffling. That's when the dog started to BARK.
Borillar Platinum Member Jun 4, 2012 10,745 4,348 400 Directly above the center of the Earth Jun 30, 2023 #109 Evelyn the modified dog saw a lark in the PARK. After further modification she opened a bottle of Cutty Sark and began to DRINK.
Evelyn the modified dog saw a lark in the PARK. After further modification she opened a bottle of Cutty Sark and began to DRINK.
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jul 1, 2023 #110 She got so snockered she could hardly think. She felt the best course of action was another DRINK.
Borillar Platinum Member Jun 4, 2012 10,745 4,348 400 Directly above the center of the Earth Jul 1, 2023 #111 After her drink, she began to SINK Into her doggie pillow. Life looks better from the bottom of a glass. “Arf” she SAID.
After her drink, she began to SINK Into her doggie pillow. Life looks better from the bottom of a glass. “Arf” she SAID.
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jul 2, 2023 #112 “Bottom of the glass, my ass” she mumbled in bed. She crashed for the night and woke up at NOON.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 5, 2023 #113 Upset that she missed the Pink Moon ! She grabbed some snacks and went for a WALK
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jul 5, 2023 #114 She met with her neighbor and had a nice talk. And offered to share one of her rice CAKES.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 5, 2023 #115 After having a snack they decided to go have fun at one of the nearby lakes ! It was a very hot and humid day so when they arrived at the lake they dropped everything and took a dip
After having a snack they decided to go have fun at one of the nearby lakes ! It was a very hot and humid day so when they arrived at the lake they dropped everything and took a dip
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jul 5, 2023 #116 While treading water, one felt a nip. She looked into the eyes of a giant CROC.
QuickHitCurepon Diamond Member Jul 8, 2013 48,119 74,534 3,645 Earth Jul 5, 2023 Thread starter #117 Fearing the worse, one of them called for the doc. Then for a second, it looked like she could still SWIM.
Fearing the worse, one of them called for the doc. Then for a second, it looked like she could still SWIM.
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jul 5, 2023 #118 When the doc showed up, the croc ate him. Turns out, the others swam faster than the THOUGHT.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 6, 2023 #119 He later found out that the others got caught ! Not from the croc but from a mysterious CREATURE !
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,226 3,488 Utah Jul 6, 2023 #120 The predator had an astounding feature Its sticky tongue could shoot out like a FROG.