Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 24, 2023 #141 He started drinking some beers and began thinking of the planet Mars ! When suddenly he saw something in the sky
He started drinking some beers and began thinking of the planet Mars ! When suddenly he saw something in the sky
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Jul 24, 2023 #142 He was transported up and said, "earth -- good bye." One more gulp of Foster's Lager and off to Mars he WENT.
He was transported up and said, "earth -- good bye." One more gulp of Foster's Lager and off to Mars he WENT.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 24, 2023 #143 He landed on the Planet Mars on a very unique Monument ! As he reached the door to step outside he noticed there were no KNOBS
He landed on the Planet Mars on a very unique Monument ! As he reached the door to step outside he noticed there were no KNOBS
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Jul 24, 2023 #144 He thought long and hard and said, "No Probs." I'll just have to hop this twenty foot FENCE.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 26, 2023 #145 Looking at the fence he became very tense and decided to go look for some HELP !
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Jul 26, 2023 #146 He looked for 5-star reviews in Yelp And found a dude with an extra tall LADDER.
QuickHitCurepon Diamond Member Jul 8, 2013 48,120 74,534 3,645 Earth Jul 26, 2023 Thread starter #147 He started to climb but didn't get very far because he had an overactive bladder. He started to fidget and FUSS.
He started to climb but didn't get very far because he had an overactive bladder. He started to fidget and FUSS.
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Jul 26, 2023 #148 So angry at life, he started to cuss Then yelled, "thar she blows" as pee started to FLOW.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 27, 2023 #149 Here there everywhere flowing everying even on a crow Which got very upset and started flying towards him in a RAGE !
Here there everywhere flowing everying even on a crow Which got very upset and started flying towards him in a RAGE !
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Jul 28, 2023 #150 The man's life just turned a page As the crow swooped and poked his EYE.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 28, 2023 #151 He thought to himself .......... Thank goodness the crow did not eat my strawberry pie ! Running away from the crow he tripped on a ROCK
He thought to himself .......... Thank goodness the crow did not eat my strawberry pie ! Running away from the crow he tripped on a ROCK
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Jul 29, 2023 #152 It ripped off his shoe and his smelly sock. Landing with his face in the pie, flat on the GROUND.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Jul 31, 2023 #153 Since i have my face in the pie might as well enjoy every bite and not care that i gain a pound ! Got up and went to the house to get a BEER !
Since i have my face in the pie might as well enjoy every bite and not care that i gain a pound ! Got up and went to the house to get a BEER !
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Aug 13, 2023 #154 I raised my bottle and said “hear hear.” “I say old chap, I don't give a CRAP.”
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Aug 15, 2023 #155 After i finish this low carb beer i shall do a rap ! And we shall see who doesn't give a crap old CHAP
After i finish this low carb beer i shall do a rap ! And we shall see who doesn't give a crap old CHAP
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Sep 25, 2023 #156 Then let me get out my trusty map And show you the way out of this PUB
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Sep 25, 2023 #157 There is some Karaoke at a nearby club ! Singing , dancing and some fun is what i need right NOW !
QuickHitCurepon Diamond Member Jul 8, 2013 48,120 74,534 3,645 Earth Sep 25, 2023 Thread starter #158 Then let's have a powwow. The fun, you'll see, has just BEGUN.
Blossom Diamond Member Oct 15, 2022 15,619 37,681 2,288 Canada Sep 26, 2023 #159 Let's go ..........my housework is done ! This is going to be a fun DAY !
ActionJackson America First!!! Gold Supporting Member Mar 31, 2023 40,211 81,228 3,488 Utah Sep 29, 2023 #160 Hooray, hooray, I'm off and away. I'm gonna have fun, you son of a GUN.