She's Baaaaack: Sarah Palin To Speak At CPAC 2013

[Black_Label]

Have you ever eaten a hot dog, Frank?

Frank is a tubesteak commando.

 

[Lakhota]

Sarah Palin CPAC Speech Hits 'All-Drama Obama' Over Background Checks

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Sure, I eat hot dogs, I don't deep throat them

 

[Faun]

More (Plus Top Palinisms): Sarah Palin To Speak At CPAC 2013

I love it when they call her "Governor" Palin...

More like half-Governor Palin..... or better yet, Quitter Palin.

How many times were you elected governor of a state?

For me, that number is fewer times than Sarah Palin quit being the governor of a state. But then again, I never ran either.

 

[Lakhota]

CPAC 2013 Quotes: Notable Lines From The Conservative Political Action Conference (SLIDESHOW)

 

[Political Junky]

CPAC 2013 Quotes: Notable Lines From The Conservative Political Action Conference (SLIDESHOW)

Saw lots of teleprompters in that slideshow.

 

[Unkotare]

I love it when they call her "Governor" Palin...

More like half-Governor Palin..... or better yet, Quitter Palin.

How many times were you elected governor of a state?

For me, that number is fewer times than Sarah Palin quit being the governor of a state. But then again, I never ran either.

Ah, you never ran! If you had, you would have been elected for sure, right?

 

[Faun]

How many times were you elected governor of a state?

For me, that number is fewer times than Sarah Palin quit being the governor of a state. But then again, I never ran either.

Ah, you never ran! If you had, you would have been elected for sure, right?

Probably not. I'm not as cute as Palin. She's quite a MILF, eh?

 

[WethePeopleUS]

Great!!! Because the whole country has missed her sooooo much. Can we take her citizenship card please?

 

[Unkotare]

Great!!! Because the whole country has missed her sooooo much. Can we take her citizenship card please?

Do you have one?

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

Sarah? Does anybody really care what she has to say anymore?

 

[Faun]

Sarah? Does anybody really care what she has to say anymore?

I imagine SNL does.

 

[WethePeopleUS]

Great!!! Because the whole country has missed her sooooo much. Can we take her citizenship card please?

Do you have one?

Wow, I guess we are taking everything literally lol. I don't know if I was cool enough to make the cut... maybe next year

 

[Dot Com]

Looks like Bible Spice is withering away The first Dude better get her to eat properly.

Palin Denounces Cheap Campaign Tricks, Drinks Big Gulp - Elspeth Reeve - The Atlantic Wire

If we were meant to focus on her anatomy, then it must be said that Palin has lost considerable weight since 2008, and there is no way she's drinking full-calorie Big Gulps on the regular.

 

[bripat9643]

Sarah? Does anybody really care what she has to say anymore?

Apparently all the liberal turds in this forum care because they're in an uproar over her speech.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Define uproar.

 

[Mr Natural]

Sarah? Does anybody really care what she has to say anymore?

Apparently all the liberal turds in this forum care because they're in an uproar over her speech.

Try not to confuse uproar with ridicule.

 

[Faun]

Sarah? Does anybody really care what she has to say anymore?

Apparently all the liberal turds in this forum care because they're in an uproar over her speech.

Try not to confuse uproar with ridicule.

... or entertainment.

 

[bripat9643]

Sarah? Does anybody really care what she has to say anymore?

Apparently all the liberal turds in this forum care because they're in an uproar over her speech.

Try not to confuse uproar with ridicule.

The two often go together.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Apparently all the liberal turds in this forum care because they're in an uproar over her speech.

Try not to confuse uproar with ridicule.

The two often go together.

Like meat and potatoes? Paint and brushes?

Things that go together are ALWAYS similar and can be used interchangeably. Right, dummy?