So I'm stuck.

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!
should have gone electric,,,
They can have my V12 when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
V12???
1990 bmw 750 iL.
 
Sorry! I have triple A for breakdowns... it still sucks wind!

We have no traffic or highways in my neck of the woods.... haven't seen any traffic or highways for that matter, since we left Massachusetts or go on vacation!

My triple A is for breakdowns in the middle of the woods, with bears and moose and coyote!! The highway breakdown sounds like a safe haven, for a breakdown, to me!!! :)
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!
should have gone electric,,,
They can have my V12 when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
V12???
1990 bmw 750 iL.
then you really deserve what you get,,,
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!

How old is your starter? Do you get the whir, the whir click, or nothing?
Spark cut out on the highway.

These old beemers have electrical issues sometimes.
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!
should have gone electric,,,
They can have my V12 when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
V12???
1990 bmw 750 iL.
then you really deserve what you get,,,
What have you got against beemers? Fine german engineering!
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!
should have gone electric,,,
They can have my V12 when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
V12???
1990 bmw 750 iL.
then you really deserve what you get,,,
What have you got against beemers? Fine german engineering!
they sure are,, but when they go south its gets really expensive

wait,, you just said they have electrical issues,,, thats not very good engineering,,
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!
should have gone electric,,,
They can have my V12 when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
V12???
1990 bmw 750 iL.
then you really deserve what you get,,,
What have you got against beemers? Fine german engineering!
they sure are,, but when they go south its gets really expensive

wait,, you just said they have electrical issues,,, thats not very good engineering,,
Lol, I can't really argue with that today!
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!
should have gone electric,,,
They can have my V12 when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
V12???
1990 bmw 750 iL.

German cars are great, but they cost a million dollars to fix. I love my 93 500SL, but they just ain't built like American cars, and and an average shade tree mechanic will break more trying to fix them than you can afford to fix.
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!
should have gone electric,,,
They can have my V12 when they pry it from my cold, dead, hands.
V12???
1990 bmw 750 iL.

Well there's your problem.
 
This never breaks down.
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....
How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)
Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!

How old is your starter? Do you get the whir, the whir click, or nothing?
Spark cut out on the highway.

These old beemers have electrical issues sometimes.
Karma is a bitch


I hope your picture doesn't end up on a milk carton
 

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