So I'm stuck.

[JLW]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

I hope you have found your way home. We have all been there.

 

[petro]

I bet he ran out of blinker fluid.

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)

Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!

Stick the spark plug wire on yer tongue and have someone crank the engine to see if yer gettin' spark..

And here I've just been peeing on them...

 

[Indeependent]

couldnt happen to a nicer guy,,, hope they take all day to get to you,,

Totally unnecessary comment.
Must you be a dick all the fucking time?

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

I hope you have found your way home. We have all been there.

I'm good. Beemer needs new pcm. Gonna cost both arms and one leg.

 

[Indeependent]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

Broke or outa gas?

Broke down.

You had a break down a long time ago.
I'll have Pelosi send you a BMW.

 

[HenryBHough]

On the road again!

OMG, out there polluting the air and wasting Momma Gaia's precious fossil bules gadding about spreading germs! Have you no.......

No, definitely not.

Hypocrite, too.

 

[HenryBHough]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

I hope you have found your way home. We have all been there.

I'm good. Beemer needs new pcm. Gonna cost both arms and one leg.

See Planned Parenthood for a good deal. They might be a bit put off by the size though. The generally specialize in smaller chunks.

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

How to Pump Your Own Gas (in 5 Steps) (repairpal.com)

Lol, I've got that down pat.

Not getting any spark, no spark, no fire. No fire, no "vroom"!

How old is your starter? Do you get the whir, the whir click, or nothing?

Spark cut out on the highway.

These old beemers have electrical issues sometimes.

Karma is a bitch


I hope your picture doesn't end up on a milk carton

Why is this karma?

Well, probably not karma, but kinda like a Karmann Ghia

Three times the cylinders and 10 times the horse power.

it doesnt have any HP right now,,,

Just this once, I'm gonna say "your right".

Don't let it go to your head!

Lol

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

couldnt happen to a nicer guy,,, hope they take all day to get to you,,

Geez, what an asshole.

yes he is,,,

Now now stop being mean to the snowflakes you are hurting their feelings.

lol, my feeling are unhurtable.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

couldnt happen to a nicer guy,,, hope they take all day to get to you,,

Geez, what an asshole.

yes he is,,,

Now now stop being mean to the snowflakes you are hurting their feelings.

lol, my feeling are unhurtable.

Ha good.

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

What happened to vehicle?

Power control module died. Not sending signal to the coils so no sparks.

 

[jbrownson0831]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

What happened to vehicle?

Power control module died. Not sending signal to the coils so no sparks.

Sounds like about a thousand bucks.

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

Broke or outa gas?

Broke down.

You had a break down a long time ago.
I'll have Pelosi send you a BMW.

Naw, I like my old beemer. I can beat a mustang gt to the end of the on ramp, and it's so roomy and comfortable you might was we'll be driving your living room couch.

Plus I feel like James Bond when I drive it. Still look like Booger from revenge of the nerds though.

 

[Crepitus]

On the road again!

OMG, out there polluting the air and wasting Momma Gaia's precious fossil bules gadding about spreading germs! Have you no.......

No, definitely not.

Hypocrite, too.

You guys seem to be under the impression that I'm telling everyone to get electric cars and stuff.

I'm not.

Never have been.

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

I hope you have found your way home. We have all been there.

I'm good. Beemer needs new pcm. Gonna cost both arms and one leg.

See Planned Parenthood for a good deal. They might be a bit put off by the size though. The generally specialize in smaller chunks.

What exactly do you think a pcm is?

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

What happened to vehicle?

Power control module died. Not sending signal to the coils so no sparks.

Sounds like about a thousand bucks.

By the time I pay Bavarian auto to install and flash it it will be close.

 

[Crepitus]

I bet he ran out of blinker fluid.

Nope, bmw doesn't do hydraulic blinkers.

(Neither does anyone else, no matter what they've told you)

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

OMG!

Does that mean you had been using a vehicle? Polluting The Planet? It's sweet that you have gotten what you wish on the rest of us. As to those passing by without even looking? THEY are the true patriots! Simply allowing to enjoy that for which you Jones (for everyone else).

 

[Crepitus]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck.

Some days.....

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How nice for you!