Soleimani will never be President of Iran

Now that we have just found out that he was Ghandi and in Baghdad on a peace mission, this is quite a loss for the world!

OH, IT WON’T CALM THE SPASTIC COWARDS ON THE LEFT, WHO’D RATHER BE SLAVES THAN FIGHT ENEMIES WHO WANT TO ENSLAVE US. BUT THE ONLY THING THAT WILL HELP THEM IS MILK, COOKIES AND A TEDDY BEAR. AND SINCE THEY’RE ABOUT 2 YEARS OF AGE MENTALLY, WE ASK THEY STOP TALKING UNTIL THEY GROW UP:

Trump sends out a masterful tweet to calm the nation.

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Trump will not behave disproportionately (no nuclear bombs).

That’s it for Trump’s direct message to America. Now think about his indirect message, relayed through a telephone call with Lindsey Graham:

LINDSEY GRAHAM TO IRAN: “You continue this crap, you are going to wake up one day out of the oil business.” – @oliverdarcy

— LIVE Breaking News (@NewsBreaking) January 8, 2020
 

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