Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

[Toro]

Canadians have a good sense of humour.

 

[rightwinger]

Ah, you maintain he seriously meant he's a citizen of Ethiopia?

Moron.

Maybe if you can provide an actual example of Ted Cruz making a joke we can determine whether his claim to be born in Ethiopia has merit

Until that time, I will keep an open mind

Dude, you do not have to do drugs every single day of your life.

From the OP, you fucking moron, and in fact, the name of this THREAD:

" "I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia."

Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

I can't say strongly enough how much of an idiot you are. You're truly an idiot of epic proportions. You maintain a level of idiocy that can only be emulated, but never duplicated, by every other idiot on the fact of the earth.

It is assumed that Ted Cruz was just joking. But until someone can provide evidence that Ted Cruz actually tells jokes........we have to assume he is serious

Has anyone checked with Ehiopian authorities?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I think he should claim to be black and produce a Hawaiian birth certificate.

 

[ScienceRocks]

I wouldn't vote for Cruz as he's trying to kill science programs...But this is just stupid.

 

[deltex1]

It appears the libs fear Cruz.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I wouldn't vote for Cruz as he's trying to kill science programs...But this is just stupid.

Some science programs need to be killed, dismembered and burned.

 

[edthecynic]

I have actually never seen Ted Cruz joke

Ah, you maintain he seriously meant he's a citizen of Ethiopia?

Moron.

For humor to be funny it must contain an element of truth. The only possible element of truth would be that he WAS born in Ethiopia.

Aug 22, 2008
RUSH: * This was brilliant humor and requires elements of truth in order to be brilliant humor.

 

[koshergrl]

rw, you dishonest craphead, you maintained that he had never told a joke. You didn't maintain that he wasn't FUNNY.

Your lame lameness is noted.

 

[ScienceRocks]

This is a stupid thread. lol

 

[rightwinger]

rw, you dishonest craphead, you maintained that he had never told a joke. You didn't maintain that he wasn't FUNNY.

Your lame lameness is noted.

I will concede that much of what Ted Cruz says is laughable, but that doesn't mean he tells jokes.

 

[koshergrl]

OH dear God. Hillary is so going to win in 2016.

Thanks republicans.

The witch that didn't save 4 americans for over 7 hours??? That woman????

Damn.

A true hero of the left. Americans deserve to die, wherever they are.

The only people who deserve death more are Egyptian Christians.

 

[koshergrl]

rw, you dishonest craphead, you maintained that he had never told a joke. You didn't maintain that he wasn't FUNNY.

Your lame lameness is noted.

I will concede that much of what Ted Cruz says is laughable, but that doesn't mean he tells jokes.

You continue to be a laughable idiot.

Kind of cute, like a really simple, but cute, lower level life form.

Ok so it's not cute.

 

[rightwinger]

rw, you dishonest craphead, you maintained that he had never told a joke. You didn't maintain that he wasn't FUNNY.

Your lame lameness is noted.

I will concede that much of what Ted Cruz says is laughable, but that doesn't mean he tells jokes.

You continue to be a laughable idiot.

Kind of cute, like a really simple, but cute, lower level life form.

Ok so it's not cute.

Be careful......

That is a banquet to an Ethiopian

 

[koshergrl]

Don't show them to Obama then...

 

[tinydancer]

Oh this was funny. In context. In its entirety.

During an appearance Thursday in Austin with tech executives, Cruz promised reporters as they were being escorted out of the room that he wouldn't make headlines in their absence.

"I promise that while y'all are out I'll try not to give any like really juicy piece of crazy news," Cruz is quoted as saying by Peggy Fikac, an Austin reporter for the San Antonio Express-News and Houston Chronicle.

Then he added as a kicker: "I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia."

Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

 

[tinydancer]

He was being a smart ass. I love it.

Kidrocks stop being so anal. Switch suppositories. Loosen up.

 

[koshergrl]

Now now, TD, according to rw, he wasn't joking and he isn't funny.

So don't laugh any more. It's NOT funny, and he was being serious. We need to investigate his citizenship more closely. I suspect he may have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood..

Oh...wait...

 

[rightwinger]

He was being a smart ass. I love it.

Kidrocks stop being so anal. Switch suppositories. Loosen up.

I'm not so sure

I tend to take Ted Cruz at his word

 

[Stephanie]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

yeah, it's takes some big people to DUMP all over a woman...

that's why people see you all as little pukes

 

[hazlnut]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

Humor impies something said was clever or funny.

I'm not even sure you could call what he did "joking" -- more like, failing at being a person.