Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

[koshergrl]

That's it folks........Ted Cruz told a bad joke. The Democrats have him nailed to the wall. Now he can't be president.

*rolls eyes*

It was actually a good joke...

But according to RW it wasn't a joke because...

So don't laugh, and continue to standby for his idiotic stylings about it.

 

[koshergrl]

 

[rightwinger]

Thankfully we are having an opportunity to properly vet Ted Cruz

We would not want to elect someone who is not a citizen

 

[kidrocks]

I was watching MSNBC last night and they had an Ethiopian grandmother who swears that she remembers Rafael Cruz being born in her villiage.

Gotta love it!

 

[eagle7_31]

Good for Cruz... and yes, we know what humorless fucks libs are.

We had a blast with Sarah Palin. Still do now and then.

And we still have a blast with Joe foot in mouth Biden as well.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

I'm not so sure

I tend to take Ted Cruz at his word

I take Obama at his word too.
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Big deal

Everyone knows Obama was a Muslim Socialist.........but America wanted him anyway

No, Americans did not want Obama. Obama stole the election with the help of Kenya's government. Also, I read that Obama's college roommate said that Obama was creepy and stuff. End of discussion. We now know that Obama is an election stealing Kenyan spy who once dated Bradly Manning. Don't be afraid to connect the dots!

 

[kidrocks]

He was being a smart ass. I love it.

Kidrocks stop being so anal. Switch suppositories. Loosen up.

I'm not so sure

I tend to take Ted Cruz at his word

I take Obama at his word too.
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Now THAT'S funny!

 

[g5000]

I wonder if Rafael "Ted" Cruz entered college as a Hispanic affirmative action student. We need to see the forms.

 

[rightwinger]

I wonder if Rafael "Ted" Cruz entered college as a Hispanic affirmative action student. We need to see the forms.

According to the OP he may have tried to claim status as an Ethiopian

Here is is Freshman picture

 

[koshergrl]

I wonder if Rafael "Ted" Cruz entered college as a Hispanic affirmative action student. We need to see the forms.

According to the OP he may have tried to claim status as an Ethiopian

Here is is Freshman picture

Wow how racist of you.


You're going to make obama mad. If he had a son, he would look just like Cruz.

 

[BDBoop]

I wonder if Rafael "Ted" Cruz entered college as a Hispanic affirmative action student. We need to see the forms.

According to the OP he may have tried to claim status as an Ethiopian

Here is is Freshman picture

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[mudwhistle]

FTR, Calgary is NOT in Ethiopia.

Uh.......it was a friggen joke.

I think even politicians are getting fed up with the Mainstreamers these days.

Nothing gets by you, eh Mud?

Well, if you want to play dumb don't get upset when someone thinks you're dumb.

 

[mudwhistle]

I wonder if Rafael "Ted" Cruz entered college as a Hispanic affirmative action student. We need to see the forms.

Let's wait till Obama shows us his first.

 

[BDBoop]

No, let's not. We don't want to see that happen again, do we? Course not.

 

[Toro]

Uh.......it was a friggen joke.

I think even politicians are getting fed up with the Mainstreamers these days.

Nothing gets by you, eh Mud?

Well, if you want to play dumb don't get upset when someone thinks you're dumb.

Thanks.

I appreciate you clearing that up for me.

 

[mudwhistle]

Nothing gets by you, eh Mud?

Well, if you want to play dumb don't get upset when someone thinks you're dumb.

Thanks.

I appreciate you clearing that up for me.

Happy to be of service.

 

[The T]

Democrats are going to have fun with this guy.




Ted Cruz jokes he's 'a citizen of Ethiopia'

First came the rejection of Canada, now comes the joking from Sen. Ted Cruz about his citizenship.

It was discovered earlier this week that the Texas Republican, born in Calgary, holds dual citizenship in the United States and Canada. Cruz, who is often talked about as a potential presidential candidate, says he'll do whatever is necessary to renounce his Canadian citizenship because "as a U.S. senator, I believe I should be only an American."

Democrat STATISTS have ZERO sense of humour...nor do YOU.

 

[BDBoop]

Yeah, I assume that's why apparently nobody but me picked up on RW playing ya all for fools.

 

[The T]

Yeah, I assume that's why apparently nobody but me picked up on RW playing ya all for fools.

YOU are one of MANY fools in here. Get lost, Boop.

 

[BDBoop]

Yeah, I assume that's why apparently nobody but me picked up on RW playing ya all for fools.

YOU are one of MANY fools in here. Get lost, Boop.

Silly, silly man. I'm too happy to be back to get lost.