Texas to be attacked by Military

[JakeStarkey]

Sigh.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Well, now we know why Obama bought all that ammo and coffins.

 

[rightwinger]

Well, now we know why Obama bought all that ammo and coffins.

The exercise will be used to fill FEMA Death Camps

.

 

[nat4900]

Perhaps Abbott should ask for help from Mexico????

 

[Vandalshandle]

I heard that Texans everywhere are heading for the Alamo with .50 Cal one shot muskets and coon skin caps. The Dallas Cheerleaders are heading there on a special bus. A team of doctors are trying to resurrect the Duke. This is going to make Baltimore look like a picnic in the park!

 

[rightwinger]

Perhaps Abbott should ask for help from Mexico????

Abbott is missing Costello

 

[nat4900]

Texans in El Paso are asking for help from illegal aliens as to how best to scale that wall, in case they have to make a run for Mexico.....

In reply, the Mexican government has sworn to round up all those illegal U.S. aliens since there are suspicions that these aliens plan on voting in Mexican elections without a photo I.D.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Well, now we know why Obama bought all that ammo and coffins.

666!

666!

666!

Aliens, flouride, aliens, flouride!

 

[Statistikhengst]

I heard that Texans everywhere are heading for the Alamo with .50 Cal one shot muskets and coon skin caps. The Dallas Cheerleaders are heading there on a special bus. A team of doctors are trying to resurrect the Duke. This is going to make Baltimore look like a picnic in the park!

You mean Alamo Rental Car????

 

[Statistikhengst]

Jade something something!!

Jade something something!!

Uh, Jade....

Bbbbbb, bbb, bbbut Fox told me it was true!!

 

[Vandalshandle]

Is this going to be the end of Chicken Fried Steak in America?

 

[Statistikhengst]

Texans in El Paso are asking for help from illegal aliens as to how best to scale that wall, in case they have to make a run for Mexico.....

In reply, the Mexican government has sworn to round up all those illegal U.S. aliens since there are suspicions that these aliens plan on voting in Mexican elections without a photo I.D.

Yes, the Messican freedom loving "ringin them bells" patriots are doing their sacred duty at the border to keep the dustbuttgringos from planting El Quaida anchor babies with grapefruit calves in Messico.

 

[Vandalshandle]

This just in: The Texas governor has just discovered that there is not a single ammo producing plant in Texas, and has sent a delegation to Massachusetts in an effort to form a confederacy with that state....

 

[Statistikhengst]

Sigh.

I feel for you Jake, I feel for you.

It's never too late for you to switch parties.

 

[Statistikhengst]

This just in: The Texas governor has just discovered that there is not a single ammo producing plant in Texas, and has sent a delegation to Massachusetts in an effort to form a confederacy with that state....

The enemy of my enemy is my Jade 15, uh, by Benghazi!

 

[Statistikhengst]

You know, when these operations are over with and not a single RWNJ has even a hair out of place, the real whooping and hollering can begin, among Liberals!!!

 

[Derideo_Te]

You know, when these operations are over with and not a single RWNJ has even a hair out of place, the real whooping and hollering can begin, among Liberals!!!

You mean they haven't been doing that all along already?

 

[rightwinger]

The Feds never would have dared to invade Texas if Rick Perry was still governor

 

[Statistikhengst]

You know, when these operations are over with and not a single RWNJ has even a hair out of place, the real whooping and hollering can begin, among Liberals!!!

You mean they haven't been doing that all along already?

This is just the warmup, compadre. Now, eat yer chili rellenos!!!

 

[nat4900]

Seriously, my fellow posters, how does an IDIOT like Abbott get elected to be governor of such a huge state? ...Unbelievable !!!!