Texas to be attacked by Military

[Statistikhengst]

This just in:

The mothership (no, not that one) has landed in Austin. The aliens are bringing out the treasure chests with the Ameros.

Wait, wait,

I see US military coming to greet the aliens. They bow down and say "All hail the Obama, pbuh".

I see lighting bolts coming out of the Aliens' eyes. They are turning people into sheeples.

Oh, the agony, the agony!!!

One Alien is now turning to me, he has a symbol on his forehead. It has six lines and looks like this:

OMG, the aliens were among us the entire time!!!

Run, run, run for your lives. Jade 15 is the ZOG alien thingy!!

 

[Statistikhengst]

Seriously, my fellow posters, how does an IDIOT like Abbott get elected to be governor of such a huge state? ...Unbelievable !!!!

One word:

inbreeding

 

[Derideo_Te]

Seriously, my fellow posters, how does an IDIOT like Abbott get elected to be governor of such a huge state? ...Unbelievable !!!!

Texas has a reputation for electing idiots as governors.

Just look at his two predecessors.

 

[nat4900]

Texas has a reputation for electing idiots as governors.

Just look at his two predecessors.

I humbly stand corrected......

 

[Statistikhengst]

President Jeb Bush orders counter-insurgent military exercises in Baltimore, Detroit and Philadelphia.

Kind of fascinating when RWNJs create their own imaginary world in front of us.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

OMG! Texas Governor Greg Abbott thinks that Obama is secretly getting the military ready to attack and take over Texas. Certain conspiracy groups have stirred up suspicions that Texas is on target for a take over by the military....could conservatives really be this naive? Have some really gone stir crazy?

I thought Republican/conservatives loved the military.......why would the military agree to attack a Red state?


Paranoia catches Abbott’s attention: Gov orders Texas guard to monitor military exercises over fears of federal takeover

Gov. Greg Abbott ordered the Texas Guard to monitor federal military exercises in Texas after some citizens have lit up the Internet saying the maneuvers are actually the prelude to martial law.

Called Jade Helm 15, the exercise is one of the largest training operations done by the military in response to what it calls the evolving nature of warfare. About 1,200 special operations personnel will be involved and move covertly among the public. They will use military equipment to travel between seven Southwestern states from Texas to California.

On Monday, command spokesman Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria attended a Bastrop County Commissioners Court meeting to answer community questions and was met with hostile fire. Lastoria, in response to some of the questions from the 150 who attended, sought to dispel fears that foreign fighters from the Islamic State were being brought in or that Texans’ guns would be confiscated, according to a report in the Austin American-Statesman.


Paranoia catches Abbott s attention Gov orders Texas guard to monitor military exercises over fears of federal takeover Dallas Morning News



Floyd: To ease takeover fears, Abbott needs to call crazy what it is

• Army says Jade Helm’s a training op coming to Texas this summer. Internet says it’s a takeover!

• White House: No liberties at risk from Special Ops exercise, despite Gov. Abbott concerns

I believe the biggest concern should be the conditioning of the American people to such events - militarized police forces - military presence - this is what goes on in communist nations. Not America. That is what concerns me. It should not be happening at all.

 

[Statistikhengst]

OMG! Texas Governor Greg Abbott thinks that Obama is secretly getting the military ready to attack and take over Texas. Certain conspiracy groups have stirred up suspicions that Texas is on target for a take over by the military....could conservatives really be this naive? Have some really gone stir crazy?

I thought Republican/conservatives loved the military.......why would the military agree to attack a Red state?


Paranoia catches Abbott’s attention: Gov orders Texas guard to monitor military exercises over fears of federal takeover

Gov. Greg Abbott ordered the Texas Guard to monitor federal military exercises in Texas after some citizens have lit up the Internet saying the maneuvers are actually the prelude to martial law.

Called Jade Helm 15, the exercise is one of the largest training operations done by the military in response to what it calls the evolving nature of warfare. About 1,200 special operations personnel will be involved and move covertly among the public. They will use military equipment to travel between seven Southwestern states from Texas to California.

On Monday, command spokesman Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria attended a Bastrop County Commissioners Court meeting to answer community questions and was met with hostile fire. Lastoria, in response to some of the questions from the 150 who attended, sought to dispel fears that foreign fighters from the Islamic State were being brought in or that Texans’ guns would be confiscated, according to a report in the Austin American-Statesman.


Paranoia catches Abbott s attention Gov orders Texas guard to monitor military exercises over fears of federal takeover Dallas Morning News



Floyd: To ease takeover fears, Abbott needs to call crazy what it is

• Army says Jade Helm’s a training op coming to Texas this summer. Internet says it’s a takeover!

• White House: No liberties at risk from Special Ops exercise, despite Gov. Abbott concerns

I believe the biggest concern should be the conditioning of the American people to such events - militarized police forces - military presence - this is what goes on in communist nations. Not America. That is what concerns me. It should not be happening at all.

Did it concern you in the 1950s? Cuz it was going on then, too.

 

[Vandalshandle]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

 

[Derideo_Te]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

Perhaps the governor can call on Cliven Bundy to ride to the rescue.

 

[nat4900]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

Perhaps the governor can call on Cliven Bundy to ride to the rescue.

Wehere the hell is Ted Nugent when Texas needs him???

 

[Statistikhengst]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

#hoardtheDrPepper2015




But, what is with Fanta?!?!?!?!

 

[Statistikhengst]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

Perhaps the governor can call on Cliven Bundy to ride to the rescue.

Wehere the hell is Ted Nugent when Texas needs him???

Shitting his pants to get out of being called up?

 

[Derideo_Te]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

#hoardtheDrPepper2015




But, what is with Fanta?!?!?!?!

Orange is the new black!

 

[Statistikhengst]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

Perhaps the governor can call on Cliven Bundy to ride to the rescue.

Nope. Bundy is giving a course at Liberty U called "The Negro 101".

He's busy.

 

[Statistikhengst]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

#hoardtheDrPepper2015




But, what is with Fanta?!?!?!?!

Orange is the new black!

Oy, Gewalt, John Boehner is going to be shocked!

 

[Derideo_Te]

People are starting to hoard Dr. Pepper. this is beginning to look serious....

#hoardtheDrPepper2015




But, what is with Fanta?!?!?!?!

Orange is the new black!

Oy, Gewalt, John Boehner is going to be shocked!

Boehner doesn't imbibe non-alcoholic beverages.

 

[Mertex]

Liberal criticism of the governor's antics are almost as stupid as the antics themselves, given the lengths to which the LibProgs will take this.

Still, it makes for good theater.

Hardly......this is what you can categorize as batshit-crazy.

 

[Mertex]

President Jeb Bush orders counter-insurgent military exercises in Baltimore, Detroit and Philadelphia.

Er, Jeb Bush has never been President......and one could expect those states to do so, but TEXAS? Texas is now being run by the asylum patients.

But if that does happen, will Libs just say it's another day at the office?

IF? I thought conservatives claimed in another thread that the military would take their side.......you would think they would welcome the military coming into the state, then.

Oh, so you're not OK with military exercises where Democrat Inner cities are considered hostile territory. wow

What are you talking about. Did you even read the OP? You don't seem to be connecting with it.

 

[Mertex]

President Jeb Bush, 2019, reassuring residents of Baltimore, Detroit and Philadelphia

Quit babbling nonsense.

 

[skye]

I believe the biggest concern should be the conditioning of the American people to such events - militarized police forces - military presence - this is what goes on in communist nations. Not America. That is what concerns me. It should not be happening at all.

I absolutely agree .