Boss
Take a Memo:
Let's say I have $1 million in municipal bonds.As soon as I sell my asset (the bonds) they are subject to 39.6% federal income tax.
You are saying that you are such a stupid investor that your 1 million bond investment is all subject to the "De Minimis" rule?
If you are not saying that, then you really are a liar because your tax owed would be at a capital gains tax rate.
What the fuck is the matter with you? You think I am not sitting at a computer with Google. Dumb fuck.
No, you are wrong. Gains in interest from my investment are taxed as capital gains. Once the asset is cashed in, it becomes taxable income at the 39.6% tax rate, unless I incorporate and transfer it to my corporate account, then it would be subject to the 25% corporate tax rate.
There are a few other strategies I could use, like income averaging, but my luck would be that Emperor Obama would decree income averaging void by Executive Order or something.
I assume you are sitting by a computer, and I also assume you know how to use Google. But you are an idiot when it comes to tax laws and business, so I am not too worried about you besting me in such a debate. Regardless of ANY tax liability, an abject moron could see that it's smarter for me to leave my money where it is, where it isn't being taxed and earns a modest return with no risk.