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This test is absolute bullshit.
It may not be problematic now but the warning signs are there.Such a stupid test. 2 yes answers means one should meet with a professional?
How about these "yes" answers:
"2. Can you handle more alcohol now than when you first started to drink?" Duh! Any casual adult drinker can handle more alcohol than they could when they were much younger and never drank.
"21. Have you recently noticed that you cant drink as much as you used to?" Well let's see here. As we go into middle age, our metabolism slows down. Also, things like jobs and kids cut into social time so anyone who drank more in the past would have a lower tolerance now.
"8. Has a family member or close friend express concern or complained about your drinking?" Yes, the people on my wife's side of the family that are extreme Baptists and say all alcohol is sinful.
"11. Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you drink heavily?" So if I don't have an occasion to drink heavily (birthday, New Year's Eve, Superbowl) it's better?
"15. Have you ever had a DWI (driving while intoxicated) or DUI (driving under the influence
of alcohol) violation, or any other legal problem related to your drinking?" One strong Martini is all it takes to put many women over the legal limit to drive. That doesn't mean she has a drinking problem, it means she has an information problem.
This test is absolute bullshit.
If all the Baptists quit drinking, liquor stores all across the Bible Belt will go out of business.Such a stupid test. 2 yes answers means one should meet with a professional?
How about these "yes" answers:
"2. Can you handle more alcohol now than when you first started to drink?" Duh! Any casual adult drinker can handle more alcohol than they could when they were much younger and never drank.
"21. Have you recently noticed that you cant drink as much as you used to?" Well let's see here. As we go into middle age, our metabolism slows down. Also, things like jobs and kids cut into social time so anyone who drank more in the past would have a lower tolerance now.
"8. Has a family member or close friend express concern or complained about your drinking?" Yes, the people on my wife's side of the family that are extreme Baptists and say all alcohol is sinful.
"11. Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you drink heavily?" So if I don't have an occasion to drink heavily (birthday, New Year's Eve, Superbowl) it's better?
"15. Have you ever had a DWI (driving while intoxicated) or DUI (driving under the influence
of alcohol) violation, or any other legal problem related to your drinking?" One strong Martini is all it takes to put many women over the legal limit to drive. That doesn't mean she has a drinking problem, it means she has an information problem.
This test is absolute bullshit.
It may not be problematic now but the warning signs are there.Such a stupid test. 2 yes answers means one should meet with a professional?
How about these "yes" answers:
"2. Can you handle more alcohol now than when you first started to drink?" Duh! Any casual adult drinker can handle more alcohol than they could when they were much younger and never drank.
"21. Have you recently noticed that you cant drink as much as you used to?" Well let's see here. As we go into middle age, our metabolism slows down. Also, things like jobs and kids cut into social time so anyone who drank more in the past would have a lower tolerance now.
"8. Has a family member or close friend express concern or complained about your drinking?" Yes, the people on my wife's side of the family that are extreme Baptists and say all alcohol is sinful.
"11. Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you drink heavily?" So if I don't have an occasion to drink heavily (birthday, New Year's Eve, Superbowl) it's better?
"15. Have you ever had a DWI (driving while intoxicated) or DUI (driving under the influence
of alcohol) violation, or any other legal problem related to your drinking?" One strong Martini is all it takes to put many women over the legal limit to drive. That doesn't mean she has a drinking problem, it means she has an information problem.
This test is absolute bullshit.
Warning signs spare me. Like the question asking if you've tried switching brands or drinks, or following different plans to control your drinking?
So if you have to switch to generic because Morgan is too expensive that means you're a drunk. Who knew?
If all the Baptists quit drinking, liquor stores all across the Bible Belt will go out of business.Such a stupid test. 2 yes answers means one should meet with a professional?
How about these "yes" answers:
"2. Can you handle more alcohol now than when you first started to drink?" Duh! Any casual adult drinker can handle more alcohol than they could when they were much younger and never drank.
"21. Have you recently noticed that you cant drink as much as you used to?" Well let's see here. As we go into middle age, our metabolism slows down. Also, things like jobs and kids cut into social time so anyone who drank more in the past would have a lower tolerance now.
"8. Has a family member or close friend express concern or complained about your drinking?" Yes, the people on my wife's side of the family that are extreme Baptists and say all alcohol is sinful.
"11. Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you drink heavily?" So if I don't have an occasion to drink heavily (birthday, New Year's Eve, Superbowl) it's better?
"15. Have you ever had a DWI (driving while intoxicated) or DUI (driving under the influence
of alcohol) violation, or any other legal problem related to your drinking?" One strong Martini is all it takes to put many women over the legal limit to drive. That doesn't mean she has a drinking problem, it means she has an information problem.
This test is absolute bullshit.
One difference between a Methodist and a Baptist is that the Methodist will speak to you on Sunday after you greet him in a liquor store on Saturday night.
I've never had a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem!
I'll drink to that!
Cheers!
Warning signs spare me. Like the question asking if you've tried switching brands or drinks, or following different plans to control your drinking?
So if you have to switch to generic because Morgan is too expensive that means you're a drunk. Who knew?
Notice the "following different plans to control your drinking." So a yes to a deliberate action to control drinking is a warning sign? It seems to me not effort to control drinking is the actual "warning sign."
Such a stupid test. 2 yes answers means one should meet with a professional?
How about these "yes" answers:
"2. Can you handle more alcohol now than when you first started to drink?" Duh! Any casual adult drinker can handle more alcohol than they could when they were much younger and never drank.
"21. Have you recently noticed that you cant drink as much as you used to?" Well let's see here. As we go into middle age, our metabolism slows down. Also, things like jobs and kids cut into social time so anyone who drank more in the past would have a lower tolerance now.
"8. Has a family member or close friend express concern or complained about your drinking?" Yes, the people on my wife's side of the family that are extreme Baptists and say all alcohol is sinful.
"11. Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you drink heavily?" So if I don't have an occasion to drink heavily (birthday, New Year's Eve, Superbowl) it's better?
"15. Have you ever had a DWI (driving while intoxicated) or DUI (driving under the influence
of alcohol) violation, or any other legal problem related to your drinking?" One strong Martini is all it takes to put many women over the legal limit to drive. That doesn't mean she has a drinking problem, it means she has an information problem.
This test is absolute bullshit.
Warning signs spare me. Like the question asking if you've tried switching brands or drinks, or following different plans to control your drinking?
So if you have to switch to generic because Morgan is too expensive that means you're a drunk. Who knew?