The"Intellect Cortez",Imagine If A Host/Reporter Asked Alexandria To Name The First Five Presidents.

[LeeOnLido]

John, Paul, George and Ringo.

now thats really too hard, can you ask an easier question please?

 

[LeeOnLido]

Alexandria, what was the name of legislation passed by abe lincoln in 1966?.....Cortez: Oh, i know that one,,,it was the emasculating constipating procol harum penetration?

 

[JGalt]

Jeff Foxxworthy:,,,,Ok Ok,,Miss Alexandria,,,for 5000 points, How many times does the sun revolve around china in one year?

"Miss Alexandria: Please tell us the difference between capitalism and socialism."

Alexandria: "Well that's easy. Under capitalism, man oppresses man. Under socialism, it's the other way around."

 

[LeeOnLido]

Jeff Foxxworthy:,,,,Ok Ok,,Miss Alexandria,,,for 5000 points, How many times does the sun revolve around china in one year?

"Miss Alexandria: Please tell us the difference between capitalism and socialism."

Alexandria: "Well that's easy. Under capitalism, man oppresses man. Under socialism, it's the other way around."

Miss Alexandria: What hurts more, when someone steps on a cats tail, or when an extremely pissed off 32 yr old woman chops off her boyfriends weiner while he's sleeping

 

[The Purge]

 

[The Purge]

 

[HaShev]

Did the genius actually say "The Three Chambers Of Congress"?
Now can you imagine if someone asked Cortez to name at least the first 4 or 5 President?
How do you all think she would answer?

Yet she can name "The Three Stooges"
Schumer, Schiff, & Blumenthal

 

[LeeOnLido]

Who was President before Obama? Hmm,,

 

[Indeependent]

Who was President before Obama? Hmm,,

Malcolm X!

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Did the genius actually say "The Three Chambers Of Congress"?
Now can you imagine if someone asked Cortez to name at least the first 4 or 5 President?
How do you all think she would answer?

I am betting 75% of the people on this board could not without google's help

 

[LeeOnLido]

Who was President before Obama? Hmm,,

Malcolm X!

Rush Limbaugh:,,,,Ok,,,Miss Cortez,,I have a very simple question to ask of you, so tell me, Can you tell me what is the capitol of Beijing China?

 

[Lesh]

Did the genius actually say "The Three Chambers Of Congress"?
Now can you imagine if someone asked Cortez to name at least the first 4 or 5 President?
How do you all think she would answer?

Palin?

Our failed vice Presidential candidate?

The one who reads about as much as Trump does?

She's probably say Washington, Lincoln and Jackson...because she's see their faces on money.

I doubt she's ever heard of Hamilton other than as some guy the play is named after. Probably puzzled over THAT face more than once

 

[Indeependent]

Who was President before Obama? Hmm,,

Malcolm X!

Rush Limbaugh:,,,,Ok,,,Miss Cortez,,I have a very simple question to ask of you, so tell me, Can you tell me what is the capitol of Beijing China?

I love Bay Jing dishes!

 

[LeeOnLido]

Who was President before Obama? Hmm,,

Malcolm X!

Rush Limbaugh:,,,,Ok,,,Miss Cortez,,I have a very simple question to ask of you, so tell me, Can you tell me what is the capitol of Beijing China?

I love Bay Jing dishes!

Cortez?,,,uhg,,,China? ugh,,like,,thats a continent? right? near Guam?

 

[Meathead]

Did the genius actually say "The Three Chambers Of Congress"?
Now can you imagine if someone asked Cortez to name at least the first 4 or 5 President?
How do you all think she would answer?

I think she could do the first three; Hewey, Lewey and Dewey.

 

[Meathead]

Who was President before Obama? Hmm,,

Malcolm X!

Rush Limbaugh:,,,,Ok,,,Miss Cortez,,I have a very simple question to ask of you, so tell me, Can you tell me what is the capitol of Beijing China?

I love Bay Jing dishes!

Cortez?,,,uhg,,,China? ugh,,like,,thats a continent? right? near Guam?

They should give a job suitable to her intellect. The Guam Tipping Over Committee perhaps.

 

[K9Buck]

Being able to cite the names of historical figures doesn't equate to wisdom.