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THE NEW NOVIE NOAH distorts the story of Noah so badly that it is virtually unrecognizable. And Americans are so dumbed down these days that MOST have no idea what the Bible actually says. In Noah the new movie, the fallen angels are good guys that were kicked out of heaven because of their compassion for humanity, they help Noah build the ark, and they ascend to heaven when they die helping defend the ark against a band of marauding evil humans. Instead of a preacher of righteousness, Noah is depicted as a psychopathic maniac that hates humanity and wants to kill his unborn grandchild if it is a girl. The movie somehow finds a way to avoid using the word God the entire time, and during a scene where Noah explains to his family how the world was created, the film displays visuals depicting Darwinian evolution. MS. BEWARE!! IN THE LAST DAY MANY WILL SAY GOOD IS EVIL AND EVIL GOOD!!! THOSE DAYS ARE HERE!!!
Uh no, that would be your bible.
You think my Bible is a movie?
You should huff less spray paint, Pillowbite.
The movie is a fictional story based on a fictional tale from a book of fictional short stories.
I wouldn't go see it if someone paid me to....what do you expect from what I hear is an atheist God hater director? And they try to compare this with other Christian movies like Passion of the Christ....really sad!
Did you see it?
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I did.
It was like a Star Wars remake where the Klingons were the heroes fighting against Evil Jedi Knights who refused to sing Judy Garland show tunes in gay cabarets. (Yeah, I know there were no Klingons in Star Wars, that's the point.)
Other than great special effects, it was the most fucked up, convoluted pile of crap since Oliver Stone's "Alexander."
Noah preached about the comming judgments of God against a evil,sin loving,God rejecting world!!!
Show me where in the Bible it says that
Heck, the Noah I learned about didn't have a magic sword ...
And what's with god throwing a tantrum and killing off every human on the planet? Never mind that he really needs to grow up and take resonsibility for his anger issues, that also means the bible lies about us all being descendants of Adam and Eve. If the bible doesn't lie, we're are actually descendants of Noah.
Thats a fascinating story in of itself. Noah had a Black child. I wonder how that happened if he and his wife were not Black?
Heck, the Noah I learned about didn't have a magic sword ...
And what's with god throwing a tantrum and killing off every human on the planet? Never mind that he really needs to grow up and take resonsibility for his anger issues, that also means the bible lies about us all being descendants of Adam and Eve. If the bible doesn't lie, we're are actually descendants of Noah.
Thats a fascinating story in of itself. Noah had a Black child. I wonder how that happened if he and his wife were not Black?
uh-oh ... That means we're all black.
But, of course, we already knew that.
Thats a fascinating story in of itself. Noah had a Black child. I wonder how that happened if he and his wife were not Black?
uh-oh ... That means we're all black.
But, of course, we already knew that.
Of course.
And blacks had already been to the the moon, inventified telebision, creatified super-dooper mega computer where everwunz was happy and had everything - until the white honkey devils stoled it all....
I've heared Asslips story before...
Heck, the Noah I learned about didn't have a magic sword ...
And what's with god throwing a tantrum and killing off every human on the planet? Never mind that he really needs to grow up and take resonsibility for his anger issues, that also means the bible lies about us all being descendants of Adam and Eve. If the bible doesn't lie, we're are actually descendants of Noah.
Thats a fascinating story in of itself. Noah had a Black child. I wonder how that happened if he and his wife were not Black?
uh-oh ... That means we're all black.
But, of course, we already knew that.
Someone must have pranked you. I never said that. Good way to express your nervousness though.
Someone must have pranked you. I never said that. Good way to express your nervousness though.
If I exaggerate your claims, it's only slightly.
Timeline doesnt add up though. The world was made 6k years ago. White people have been around for at least 30k. What gives?
Noah is depicted as a psychopathic maniac. How would a movie about George Washington as a drunk, coward, sexual pervert do in today's movie market??
Thats a nice way to admit lying. I didn't even slightly say anything like that. You should be able to quote something like that.
Timeline doesnt add up though. The world was made 6k years ago. White people have been around for at least 30k. What gives?
It is a myth.
Obviously two of every creature made sense to the ancient Hebrews, but it makes no sense to anyone educated. The animals might procreate, but will quickly go extinct due to lack of genetic diversity.
Superman is a myth as well. BUT if you are going to do a well known myth, DO IT RIGHT!
My beef with Noah is that it's a crappy movie.
Thats a fascinating story in of itself. Noah had a Black child. I wonder how that happened if he and his wife were not Black?
uh-oh ... That means we're all black.
But, of course, we already knew that.
Timeline doesnt add up though. The world was made 6k years ago. White people have been around for at least 30k. What gives?
ROFLMAO!!! Now we see why God says he laughs at the "wisdom" of man!!!
