Top 10 Liberal Talking Points - Refugee Crisis Edition

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Top 10 Liberal talking points on refugee crisis:

10. You're xenophobic! (Because asking any person to migrate LEGALLY equals xenophobia? Keeping people out when you can't reliably verify who the enemy is equals xenophobia?)

9. You're afraid of women and children. (Actually it's the males of fighting age and the females who might be ISIS sympathizers.)

8. If a few ISIS fighters get in then OH WELL. (That's the spirit! As long as no one you love is a victim.)

7. We have a screening process. (Brought to you by the same President who thinks ISIS is contained)

6. We've been accepting refugees since 9/11 with no issues. (Even though the Syrian crisis started around 2011 with the current refugee crisis starting later.)

5. The GOP has let ISIS win. (This is so bizarre I have no comment for it)

4. We are a compassionate country! (As evidenced by the millions living in poverty. Eh, just raise taxes on the 1%).

3. So much paranoia! (We're at war with people who will do anything to kill us. It's probably a healthy dose of reality to have some fear)

2. And the trusty and always reliable classic, "You're a racist!". (This one never goes out of style)

1. Those bastards lost the war on Christmas and Starbucks won!!!
 
Top ten conservative talking points, repeat the first one nine times:

1. We are afraid, scared, and wish mommy would never leave our side.

[repeat above]

10. Those liberals keep calling us names , Mommy.... Mommie....

LOL what a bunch of cry babies the right in America has become - or were they always. Come on guys get with Ted Cruz and find a mountain in the Canadian mountains. Hide there, no one will hear your constant whining.
 
Top ten conservative talking points, repeat the first one nine times:

1. We are afraid, scared, and wish mommy would never leave our side.

[repeat above]

10. Those liberals keep calling us names , Mommy.... Mommie....

LOL what a bunch of cry babies the right in America has become - or were they always. Come on guys get with Ted Cruz and find a mountain in the Canadian mountains. Hide there, no one will hear your constant whining.

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Top 10 Liberal talking points on refugee crisis:

10. You're xenophobic! (Because asking any person to migrate LEGALLY equals xenophobia? Keeping people out when you can't reliably verify who the enemy is equals xenophobia?)

9. You're afraid of women and children. (Actually it's the males of fighting age and the females who might be ISIS sympathizers.)

8. If a few ISIS fighters get in then OH WELL. (That's the spirit! As long as no one you love is a victim.)

7. We have a screening process. (Brought to you by the same President who thinks ISIS is contained)

6. We've been accepting refugees since 9/11 with no issues. (Even though the Syrian crisis started around 2011 with the current refugee crisis starting later.)

5. The GOP has let ISIS win. (This is so bizarre I have no comment for it)

4. We are a compassionate country! (As evidenced by the millions living in poverty. Eh, just raise taxes on the 1%).

3. So much paranoia! (We're at war with people who will do anything to kill us. It's probably a healthy dose of reality to have some fear)

2. And the trusty and always reliable classic, "You're a racist!". (This one never goes out of style)

1. Those bastards lost the war on Christmas and Starbucks won!!!

:cuckoo:
 
Top ten conservative talking points, repeat the first one nine times:

1. We are afraid, scared, and wish mommy would never leave our side.

[repeat above]

10. Those liberals keep calling us names , Mommy.... Mommie....

LOL what a bunch of cry babies the right in America has become - or were they always. Come on guys get with Ted Cruz and find a mountain in the Canadian mountains. Hide there, no one will hear your constant whining.

Well that's a new talking point. But it's rather lame so I can't add it to the list. What else you got?
 
Top ten conservative talking points, repeat the first one nine times:

1. We are afraid, scared, and wish mommy would never leave our side.

[repeat above]

10. Those liberals keep calling us names , Mommy.... Mommie....

LOL what a bunch of cry babies the right in America has become - or were they always. Come on guys get with Ted Cruz and find a mountain in the Canadian mountains. Hide there, no one will hear your constant whining.

You forgot "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OF EBOLA!!!!11!"
 

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