ToyCo: A Trump Trophy

Abishai100

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Here's a comic book stylized 'fan-fic' about two eager culture revolutionaries negotiating with President Trump about key social changes in American philosophy (as they pertain to consumerism vanities).

I wonder if Trump will be treated/considered as as mogul or as a daredevil.

Happy New Year's to all!




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Tomax and Xamot eyed the calendar of events for the month of January (2017). They were going to be guests at the Trump Inauguration and were going to work closely with the Trump Administration to oversee various sociopolitical revisions including energy usage policy tightening. Tomax was actually the American movie star Tom Cruise whose work in culturally-relevant American films such as Born on the 4th of July and Lions for Lambs made him an icon of social conversation. Xamot was actually a Yale law student and Internet blogging self-proclaimed Armenian 'vigilante' named Ajay who was a strong critic of Facebook, urging important 'cultural reforms' so business wouldn't be mixed with pleasure in this age of consumerism-related politics (e.g., European Union, Wall Street, etc.).

Tomax and Xamot were considered 'twin towers' of American industry, and they managed an underground intellectual property firm known as ToyCo, which oversaw the distribution of values-centric toys. While critics of ToyCo (including Donald Trump himself) believed that the firm was not doing enough to affect socio-cultural changes in America, its supporters (which included Sarah Palin, Tom Hanks, and Tony Blair) saw it as a subculture symbol of marketing genius. Tomax and Xamot managed a small office in Virginia Beach, and their firm recently acquired a lucrative contract with NASA to build detailed shuttle launching-station miniature models and working replicas, since NASA was receiving a special 'featurette' in the New Year's TIME magazine issue.

Tomax and Xamot were confident that their new plan to market 'eco-conscious' toys such as Captain Planet dolls, miniature recycling-truck model vehicle-toys, and pH water-test kits for kids would be seen with great interest by President Trump. Xamot suggested that Tomax (as Tom Cruise) talk about eco-conscious toys to his Scientology group, and Tomax suggested to Xamot that he create a presentation about 'tech-themed toys' (small robot-toys that shape into computers and tanks, etc.) to provide an analytical contouring for investors (and the two followed each others' shrewd advice). Tomax and Xamot harbored a secret spiritual motivation for their 'crusade,' since the two were both repenting for the (albeit modest) sins of their past (dabbling into Hell's Angels activity and consumerism gluttonies). The only thing standing in the way of the cultural successes of ToyCo was the anti-federalism of President Trump.

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