Trump wall speech drinking game!

[Timmy]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

 

[Valerie]

3 shots of tequila if he invokes "bad hombres"




It's no coincidence that Trump is surrounded by criminals

 

[Timmy]

Two drinks when he double downs on “terrorists “ .

 

[bodecea]

"tremendous" will get everyone wasted.

Maybe everytime he says "10"? That seems to be his favorite (or highest) number.

 

[Lesh]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

Down a beer with every lie

 

[Lesh]

Don't forget "beautiful"

 

[Valerie]

Down a beer with every lie

 

[Timmy]

Claims border patrol agess wh him. 1 drink.

 

[Rocko]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

No thanks. I’ll have a drink when the wall is built

 

[Timmy]

Convoluted explanation on how Mexico is ACTUALLY paying for the wall. 3 drinks !

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

And the Chuck and Nancy show afterwards....
Timmy will swallow another load every time Chuck says there's no problem with the southern border. Of course it'll be tough to differentiate from Timmy's normal day.

 

[edward37]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

Down a beer with every lie

I want to hear about those 7000 murdering rapists that invade us That's good for a double scotch Where are the peso's?

 

[bodecea]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

No thanks. I’ll have a drink when the wall is built

Oh...on the wagon?

 

[deanrd]

The Trump speech is going to be a laugh riot.

Remember when they laughed at him at the United Nations? He said, "I wasn't expecting that".

What is it do you think he will "expect" tonight?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

Down a beer with every lie

I want to hear about those 7000 murdering rapists that invade us That's good for a double scotch Where are the peso's?

They're in your pocket...
The illegal invaders found out just how cheap you are when it comes to cocksucking.
You actually undercut the whores in Tijuana.

 

[Pogo]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

Down a beer with every lie

Y'all trying to kill the USMB population altogether here??

Why not stick with a nice homey drinking game that has nothing to do with lying. Like say, "Devil's Triangle".

With Gangbang Greg
and Donkey Dong Doug...

 

[Pogo]

The Trump speech is going to be a laugh riot.

Remember when they laughed at him at the United Nations? He said, "I wasn't expecting that".

What is it do you think he will "expect" tonight?

A clown has to be swimming in a deep, DEEP soup of self-delusion to not be expecting an audience to laugh at him as they've always done.

 

[BoSoxGal]

well if you must watch a trump speech, you might as well drink .

Let’s guess what Trump will say? Obviously he needs to invent a crisis. There will be lots of scapegoating going on .

Drink when he mentions :

MS 13
Drugs
Security
Crisis

What else ?

Down a beer with every lie

Alcohol poisoning will result.

 

[blackhawk]

Everyone take shot ever time Pelosi or Schumer say a wall is immoral or walls don’t work.

 

[Pogo]

And the Chuck and Nancy show afterwards....
Timmy will swallow another load every time Chuck says there's no problem with the southern border. Of course it'll be tough to differentiate from Timmy's normal day.

Actually I can give you a preview of the response, right now.

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