Trump wants to buy Greenland

[White_MAGA_Man]

How in the hell is Trump going to pay for his tax cuts, get money for the wall, and buy Greenland? Where in the hell is the money going to come from?

Greenland has minerals like crazy under the ice cap.

We would have to pay for it before we could start mining it. Where is the money for the purchase going to come from?

By cutting welfare from blacks and brown Illegals. It'd be worth it.

 

[WillPower]

Greenland is covered in ice and Iceland is green...who the hell named these places?

 

[MarathonMike]

Or we could go old school and just claim it. What's Denmark going to do, throw used hypodermic needles at us?

Denmark is part of NATO, and if we invaded, there would be a lot of countries allied against us.

Just kidding around. I realize that would probably not be well received.

 

[White_MAGA_Man]

I like the idea. Greenland could be the 51st state and the largest state, even bigger than Alaska. Plus we'd have Canada surrounded.

 

[mdk]

Is it even for sale?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Greenland is covered in ice and Iceland is green...who the hell named these places?

Those places were named by Vikings a long time ago. And, the reason they called the ice covered place Greenland, and the green covered place Iceland is because they didn't want people to come to Iceland, so they named it such.

 

[basquebromance]

did you know?

Greenland is farther east, north, south, and west than Iceland!

 

[basquebromance]

What are we imperialists?

 

[miketx]

How in the hell is Trump going to pay for his tax cuts, get money for the wall, and buy Greenland? Where in the hell is the money going to come from?

Mexico will buy California.

 

[lennypartiv]

<<Report: President Trump May Want The U.S. To Purchase Greenland>>

Report: President Trump May Want the U.S. to Purchase Greenland

 

[lennypartiv]

Bad news for liberals, the slightly warmer temperatures are good for Greenland's economy.

<< But here’s the rub: the global thaw has the potential to bring Greenland’s tiny population a tremendous windfall.

In 2015, after three years of contraction, there was economic growth in Greenland partly because a range of new opportunities brought by climate changes. Although agriculture isn’t a major part of Greenland’s economy, higher temperatures in the southern region have made growing seasons longer than a decade ago, enabling expanded production of existing crops, like potatoes. Meanwhile, new crops like carrots, cauliflower, cabbage, strawberries, apples, and broccoli can now be grown as the frozen tundra retreats northwards due to an increasingly early Arctic spring, making for more areas suitable for agriculture. >>

Greenland isn’t in a rush to fight climate change because it’s actually good for the country

 

[wamose]

Greenland could be a strategic location in regards to national defense. Their glacial water might pay for the island alone. Unknown mineral wealth plus the fishing possibilities could also be plusses. lennypartiv's theory on Greenland benefitting from global warming is also a plus. Let's face facts, Trump is the only President in our lifetime who could even think of such an interesting plan.

 

[Augustine_]

Why not? Trump gets the greenlight from me on this one.

 

[Augustine_]

Greenland could be a strategic location in regards to national defense. Their glacial water might pay for the island alone. Unknown mineral wealth plus the fishing possibilities could also be plusses. lennypartiv's theory on Greenland benefitting from global warming is also a plus. Let's face facts, Trump is the only President in our lifetime who could even think of such an interesting plan.

The Da Vinci of our time

 

[beautress]

Greenland? Home of the Narwhal?

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Cash Available for Greenland Purchase

So the $22 trillion debt is getting paid off?

 

[basquebromance]

bruh let’s just buy Greenland no big deal

 

[pyetro]

How in the hell is Trump going to pay for his tax cuts, get money for the wall, and buy Greenland? Where in the hell is the money going to come from?

The Republican deficit hawk is an endangered species.

 

[pyetro]

Or we could go old school and just claim it. What's Denmark going to do, throw used hypodermic needles at us?

Denmark is part of NATO, and if we invaded, there would be a lot of countries allied against us.

The Greenlanders will pay for it.
If they refuse, Trump will say he didn't mean "pay for" literally.

 

[basquebromance]

Trump is making the white house all about his own emotional needs, instead of the needs of America!