Montrovant
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Superman's secret identity has always been ridiculous considering how openly he displays his face. I loved how the comic The Tick parodied it.
Oh come on. Nobody can write fiction any more if plausibility gets in the way of the story line.
Last night on one of the interminable "Big Bang Theory" re-runs, Sheldon persuaded is girlfriend to watch his favorite movie which was "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark." And at the end she said she enjoyed it despite the obvious story problem. "What story problem" Sheldon wanted to know. The problem that Indiana Jones was absolutely unnecessary to the plot which resulted in the Germans winding up with the Ark and blowing themselves up with it which she said would have happened anyway had there been no Indiana Jones.
I enjoy nitpicking director screw ups like failing to notice historical discrepancies in plot, costuming, or background, but I don't mess with a good story line.
Other superheros with secret identities wear masks. Superman, on the other hand, leaves his face open for everyone to see, then tosses on a pair of glasses and suddenly no one notices the resemblance.
Almost every comic book hero is going to have a lot of things which stretch credulity, often even within the rules set up for that particular universe. Superman has simply been more egregious with that than most.