What does God think about sex?

[jan]

Well then, if sex between two unmarried people was okay back then, then it should be okay now, right?

So how come it isn't?

Beats me! Personally, I can't believe someone would marry without having sex first! To me, that's a stupid move. If they wind up being sexually incompatable, it's bit late to know that little tidbit.

Exactly. You don't buy a car without a test drive first, do you?

Actually, in my case, I did buy the car without bothering to test drive. LOL.

Psssst!!! You still got that car? Or did you have to trade it in for a different model?

 

[Natalie]

Umm...because if he had, God would have to be married. I don't think he is married - do you?

I don't know if god is even a he how could I know if god is married???

 

[Noomi]

Beats me! Personally, I can't believe someone would marry without having sex first! To me, that's a stupid move. If they wind up being sexually incompatable, it's bit late to know that little tidbit.

Exactly. You don't buy a car without a test drive first, do you?

Actually, in my case, I did buy the car without bothering to test drive. LOL.

Psssst!!! You still got that car? Or did you have to trade it in for a different model?

Yes I still have the car, and it drives just fine.

 

[Noomi]

Umm...because if he had, God would have to be married. I don't think he is married - do you?

I don't know if god is even a he how could I know if god is married???

According to the Bible God is a male.

 

[jan]

Yes I still have the car, and it drives just fine.

Glad to hear it!

 

[Natalie]

Umm...because if he had, God would have to be married. I don't think he is married - do you?

I don't know if god is even a he how could I know if god is married???

According to the Bible God is a male.

I dont belief everything in the bible jus cos its in there how do ne of us know whats true? but ne way can u show me were it says that?

 

[Avatar4321]

God likes sex only when it is done within a marriage. He hates sex with contraception, he hates sex between people of the opposite sex, and he hates masturbation.

For a bloke who has never had sex, God is pretty fussy when it comes to the subject.

how could u be sure god never had sex?

Umm...because if he had, God would have to be married. I don't think he is married - do you?

Of course He is married.

 

[Avatar4321]

I don't recall God officially marrying Adam and Eve. I mean...all that was ever said was "it's not good for man to be alone"...and then it was "be fruitful and multiply" after Eve was made from Adams rib. Where was the official marriage ceremony in all of that?

And...with Eve being of Adams rib...could that actually be considered insest? Hmmmmm...food for thought.

It's right there:

And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. (Genesis 2:23-24)

We just got a shortened version of the ceramony.

 

[Avatar4321]

Well then, if sex between two unmarried people was okay back then, then it should be okay now, right?

So how come it isn't?

Beats me! Personally, I can't believe someone would marry without having sex first! To me, that's a stupid move. If they wind up being sexually incompatable, it's bit late to know that little tidbit.

How exactly would two people who have never had sex and waited till they were married know that they weren't sexually compatible with people? How would two people who are working to selflessly love and please their partner ever be incompatible?

 

[Avatar4321]

I don't know if god is even a he how could I know if god is married???

According to the Bible God is a male.

I dont belief everything in the bible jus cos its in there how do ne of us know whats true? but ne way can u show me were it says that?

By going to the source AKA God.

 

[Natalie]

According to the Bible God is a male.

I dont belief everything in the bible jus cos its in there how do ne of us know whats true? but ne way can u show me were it says that?

By going to the source AKA God.

so we know when we die then??? what if u want to know now

 

[Avatar4321]

I dont belief everything in the bible jus cos its in there how do ne of us know whats true? but ne way can u show me were it says that?

By going to the source AKA God.

so we know when we die then??? what if u want to know now

Then you ask Him now and be patient.

 

[Natalie]

By going to the source AKA God.

so we know when we die then??? what if u want to know now

Then you ask Him now and be patient.

and wait til u die

thats not a very good anser

 

[nitroz]

God likes sex only when it is done within a marriage. He hates sex with contraception, he hates sex between people of the opposite sex, and he hates masturbation.

For a bloke who has never had sex, God is pretty fussy when it comes to the subject.

how could u be sure god never had sex?

Because Jesus came out of his bum

 

[Noomi]

By going to the source AKA God.

so we know when we die then??? what if u want to know now

Then you ask Him now and be patient.

People ask God for a lot of things. God never answers.

 

[Caroljo]

so we know when we die then??? what if u want to know now

Then you ask Him now and be patient.

People ask God for a lot of things. God never answers.

Yes He does....but we don't always get what we ask for, many times it's not in God's plan for us. But you have to believe to understand this.....

 

[editec]

What does God think about sex?

 

[Agit8r]

He doesn't like that dolphins are bisexual, so he feels cheated by the dolphin-free tuna movement.

 

[Pogo]

Then you ask Him now and be patient.

People ask God for a lot of things. God never answers.

Yes He does....but we don't always get what we ask for, many times it's not in God's plan for us. But you have to believe to understand this.....

Obviously He does, because I asked Him for circular reasoning -- and voilà.

 

[Skull Pilot]

God must be impotent because he had to magically impregnate Mary instead of doing it the old fashioned way..