IsaacNewton
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As the story goes, mankind was 'cast out' of the Garden of Eden for some chick that got the munchies. "I god give you this garden of Eden so you can frolic and jump around, chase fireflies and drink water, and you and Eve can live for eternity." (Ha! Little does this unsuspecting couple know that I've put an apple tree in there that is off limits.) "You can't eat any of the apples, they are umm an experimental variety and they aren't, uh, ready yet." (Now to create a snake that talks that will convince Eve to eat an apple and condemn all of their billions of offspring to eternal hell and torture which seems like a just punishment for eating an apple). (Note to self - I already know the future so I know what will happen with the whole apple/snake thing. I'm not sure why I do shit like this but it's fun as hell to play with their lives and the lives of the billions of babies to come. Because, you know, I 'love' them)
Who's to say that in 'heaven' someone won't commit some misdemeanor there and everyone get cast out again. Maybe for drinking the last holy Sprite.
Who's to say that in 'heaven' someone won't commit some misdemeanor there and everyone get cast out again. Maybe for drinking the last holy Sprite.