What was the greatest invention of all time?

[irosie91]

the PENCIL !!!!!!

 

[IsaacNewton]

The OFF button.


Fire, fire extinguishers, <--- we're still trying to figure these two out, the wheel, roads, the axe, the bow, printing press, language, numbers, 4/4 rythm, toilet paper, bathing...

 

[irosie91]

The OFF button.


Fire, fire extinguishers, <--- we're still trying to figure these two out, the wheel, roads, the axe, the bow, printing press, language, numbers, 4/4 rythm, toilet paper, bathing...

wrong------3/4

 

[Windparadox]

`
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God. <sarc>

 

[The Professor]

The computer. Where do I pick up my prize?

 

[irosie91]

The computer. Where do I pick up my prize?

google it

 

[Marion Morrison]

Rifled gun barrels.

 

[The Professor]

The microscope is high on the list.

 

[The Professor]

Printing Press?

 

[irosie91]

Printing Press?

xerox

 

[gipper]

Internet porn.


Hands down!

 

[frigidweirdo]

The zipper?

Toilet?

Glass?

Condom?

_________ you tell me

The thumb. Without the thumb we'd be monkeys.

 

[dblack]

God.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

pockets

 

[PoliticalChic]

Twinkies

 

[irosie91]

Twinkies

yes-------SYMBOLIC OF JUSTICE-------the legal system of the USA

 

[PoliticalChic]

Twinkies

yes-------SYMBOLIC OF JUSTICE-------the legal system of the USA

Now you must be punished:

 

[eddiew37]

The computer. Where do I pick up my prize?

I said viagra and thought I had a sure winner Guess I'm dealing with some young folks here

 

[irosie91]

Twinkies

yes-------SYMBOLIC OF JUSTICE-------the legal system of the USA

Now you must be punished:


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ick....icky------I despise that white goo inside that damned thing. could you give me a nice
jelly donut?----

 

[Pogo]

Beer

On this very date in 1759, Arthur Guiness started brewing beer after signing a lease for a period of nine thousand years.

The least costs £45 a year.

SUCH a deal.

Sadly, that leaves just 8742 years remaining. Order now.