What's the protocol if you see someone vomit in public?

[aaronleland]

Hold her hair back for her, and hope she's of legal age.

 

[mudwhistle]

I'd puke too.

Fight fire with fire.

Puke all over it to cover it up

 

[Moonglow]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Avoid vomiting also...

 

[rdean]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Well, if you're a Republican, you scream at the top of your lungs, "there he is, kill him", then, you run away as fast as you can with your hands waving on the ends of your arms as if your wrists were broken all the while screaming "This is Obama's fault" while your head whips back and forth. Eventually, you pass out from exhaustion and wake up in the emergency room because 1, you had no insurance and 2, no one knew what else to do with you.
A Democrats would just call 911.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Ghost Busters ?

 

[Dot Com]

Drop into the fetal position and check drudge on your iPhone

Sadly, thats the truth w/ our eXtreme right brethren on the board.

 

[rdean]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Ghost Busters ?

Now that's funny. Four Stars.

 

[thereisnospoon]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Assume the worst. Call medics. Warn of possible infectious disease.
Run like a son of a bitch

 

[thereisnospoon]

Who do you call?

Homeland Security
CDC
Police

???

Well, if you're a Republican, you scream at the top of your lungs, "there he is, kill him", then, you run away as fast as you can with your hands waving on the ends of your arms as if your wrists were broken all the while screaming "This is Obama's fault" while your head whips back and forth. Eventually, you pass out from exhaustion and wake up in the emergency room because 1, you had no insurance and 2, no one knew what else to do with you.
A Democrats would just call 911.

"there he is, kill him"
Only if it's YOU deano.....Single celled creature

 

[BullKurtz]

Put a warning shot between his shoulder blades.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I would the person ask if an ambulance needs to be called and if they want one to come, I would make the call for them. If blood is what they are throwing up, I won't even ask. I will automatically make the call.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[AceRothstein]

Get some of that sawdust stuff they used in grade school and dump it on the vomit.

 

[Dot Com]

What's the protocol if you see someone vomit in public?

you mean like Papageorgio starting another one of his threads?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Get some of that sawdust stuff they used in grade school and dump it on the vomit.

Cat litter works too!

 

[depotoo]

Why do you ask?

 

[saveliberty]

Whatever Chris Tucker would have done in The Fifth Element...

...can't help but feel this is a trick question.

 

[HenryBHough]

If's Obama wot puked and you're a liberal?

Easy.

Start licking.

 

[hjmick]

Whatever Chris Rock would have done in The Fifth Element...

...can't help but feel this is a trick question.

Tucker. Chris Tucker...

 

[saveliberty]

Whatever Chris Rock would have done in The Fifth Element...

...can't help but feel this is a trick question.

Tucker. Chris Tucker...

Apparently I panicked

 

[hjmick]

Whatever Chris Rock would have done in The Fifth Element...

...can't help but feel this is a trick question.

Tucker. Chris Tucker...

Apparently I panicked

It's one of my wife's favorite movies...