BULLDOG
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- Jun 3, 2014
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Hey I called first dibs on FBJ. He can play like a turkey and go gobble gobble with me anytime.You know, FBJ, I have not gotten laid in a good month or so. I am horny as hell. What do you say to us hanging out one weekend? We could hang, drink some brew, and watch some football. I'd be glad to give you some pointers. And then maybe we can do a little more, if you know what I mean. I'm just talking about something innocent, like a half-time handy-J. What's a handy between friends? It does not mean you are gay. All you have to do is close your eyes and pretend you are being serviced by somebody else. I was thinking that I could bring a blond wig for you to wear. I will close my eyes and pretend that I am being blown by Gwen Stefani.
It's not weird. You have a problem getting laid. I am horny as all hell and need to tap something soon or I am going to go crazy. We can help out each other. What do you say, hotrod?
Don't bother getting excited. He just lays there like a dead fish anyway. I suspect he had the hilo knocked out of it long ago.