Why I Am A Liberal

[copsnrobbers]

There has been quite a bit of discussion here lately about what defines a liberal. I thought I'd use recent events to construct a SIMPLE chart that illustrates the differences between liberals and nutters. Forgive me if this chart has formatting issues. I'm not sure how it will display. There are many more............here are just a few.


Liberal / Nutter

Knee-jerk response is to defend: Martin / Zimmerman

Feels sorry for: Fluke / Limbaugh

Thinks medical care is: A right / A privilege

Thinks 2 people who love each other need: Just love / Only 1 penis.

It would be great if the world had: Religious freedom / One religion

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

A Rossi huh, Stainless 357?

What does your wealth or your kids future wealth have to do with this thread? Please explain.

 

[LockeJaw]

Your chart sucks man.

 

[LockeJaw]

Why he is a liberal. Because he's too mentally lazy to be anything but a liberal.

As exemplified by his cheesy chart.

 

[UpAndAbout]

You might be a liberal if …
You think that if someone is getting richer, someone,
somewhere, must be getting poorer.

You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are
dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion
clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal
activity.

You believe that more federal regulations will make your
life better.

You believe that even though the top 20 percent of
taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich
are not paying their “fair share.”

You think that Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are
mindless “dittoheads,” but you have never doubted anything
that you heard from Michael Moore.

You believe in global warming today just as firmly as you
believed in global cooling back in the 1970s.

You believe that the network news is a better indicator of
what “real” news is than talk radio, Internet news sites,
and blogs.

You believe that there was never, ever a problem with
biased news coverage until Fox News went on the air.

You believe that Mikhail Gorbachev deserves more credit
for losing the Cold War than Ronald Reagan deserves for
winning it.

Your parents gave you an acre of preserved rain forest for
your first birthday.

You cannot name a single NASCAR driver.

You mentally subtract 100 points from someone’s IQ if the
person speaks with a Southern accent.

You think that Dan Rather got a raw deal.

You panic if you discover that you’re out of chick peas.

You think that the phrase “separation of church and state”
is in the Constitution.

You pride yourself on your global awareness, global
sensitivity and global outlook, but can’t name your state
legislator or school board representative.

You are dedicated to helping the poor, the downtrodden and
the less fortunate, but you have never given blood.

You have not seen "The Passion of the Christ," and you
don’t know anyone who has seen it.

You believe that a woman should make it on her own,
without depending on her husband (except for Hillary
Clinton).

You believe that professional, working women should never
be judged on their appearance (except for Katherine
Harris).

You believe that rich people should not be allowed to
contribute so much money to candidates for office (except
for George Soros).

You believe that government should make a special effort
to hire members of traditionally oppressed groups, such as
African-Americans (except for Clarence Thomas, Colin
Powell and Condoleezza Rice).

You feel a deep sense of common cause with oppressed
groups, such as Hispanic immigrants (except for Cuban
Americans fleeing Castro).

You believe that a mother’s wishes for her child,
especially a mother’s last, dying wish for her child,
should outweigh the wishes of a father who had long before
deserted his family (unless the child is named Elian
Gonzalez).

You think people in south Florida, who can’t figure out
how to work a butterfly ballot, ought to have the final
say in choosing the president of the United States.

You have no problem with Hollywood movie starts flying
around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of
SUVs.

You think that raising taxes will reduce the budget
deficit.

You deplore prejudice and bigotry in all its forms, but
think that everyone in the “red states” is an idiot.

You are more concerned, more often, with the rights of
convicted felons than you are with the rights of small
business owners.

You uphold a woman’s right to choose, unless a woman
chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom,
chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.

You are more concerned with Vice President Cheney’s links
to Halliburton than with Saddam Hussein’s links to
international terrorism.

You have used the phrase, “in Europe, the government pays
for health care and vacation,” without irony.

You are worried about how the French view Americans.

You believe that nativity scenes should be banned from
public view, but that anyone objecting to
pornography “only has to look the other way.”

And finally, you are almost certainly a liberal if you
refuse to admit that you’re a liberal, and accuse anyone
of calling you a liberal of McCarthyism.

 

[Liability]

You, a dummy, ought to know your place. You cannot hang with me............so you say dumb shit like that.

999, BABY!

No need to so quickly confirm my point, LonelyLaughable. You are already a known quantity: 10 pounds of dumb shit in a five pound thin skin.

Really? Thin skin? Prove it.

YOU just did, dopey!

 

[LoneLaugher]

Why I am mostly liberal?

Cause I am not filled with hate and fear and am not mean enough to be a conservative?

just waiting for a con to call me dick breath or someuch

Pussy fart. Does that one work for you?

The word you are looking for is "quiffe". You can thank me later.

 

[LockeJaw]

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

A Rossi huh, Stainless 357?

What does your wealth or your kids future wealth have to do with this thread? Please explain.

He meant he has one jug of Carlos Rossi. Not the gun.

 

[copsnrobbers]

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

A Rossi huh, Stainless 357?

What does your wealth or your kids future wealth have to do with this thread? Please explain.

Second times a charm. ^

 

[copsnrobbers]

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

A Rossi huh, Stainless 357?

What does your wealth or your kids future wealth have to do with this thread? Please explain.

He meant he has one jug of Carlos Rossi. Not the gun.

oh! What a whino.

 

[LockeJaw]

Why I am mostly liberal?

Cause I am not filled with hate and fear and am not mean enough to be a conservative?

just waiting for a con to call me dick breath or someuch

Pussy fart. Does that one work for you?

The word you are looking for is "quiffe". You can thank me later.

No, I meant pussy fart.

 

[LoneLaugher]

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

A Rossi huh, Stainless 357?

What does your wealth or your kids future wealth have to do with this thread? Please explain.

No....it's a .38 special.......a cheapie. And....my kids? Didn't someone question testosterone levels? BTW.....all women have the right......and perhaps the duty....to have "bare" arms.

 

[kwc57]

Fuck........the formatting sucks......glad it was able to be understood.

Well, you didn't really "explain" why you were a liberal. But I understood the things you were for......which makes you a nutter.

Hmm. I think I made my point. And.......please.....don't try to change the meaning of words. "Nutter" is reserved for folks like you. Own it. Embrace it.

I suspect this site might belong to you......or at least you'll agree with it.

Leftwing Nutjob

 

[kwc57]

There has been quite a bit of discussion here lately about what defines a liberal. I thought I'd use recent events to construct a SIMPLE chart that illustrates the differences between liberals and nutters. Forgive me if this chart has formatting issues. I'm not sure how it will display. There are many more............here are just a few.


Liberal / Nutter

Knee-jerk response is to defend: Martin / Zimmerman

Feels sorry for: Fluke / Limbaugh

Thinks medical care is: A right / A privilege

Thinks 2 people who love each other need: Just love / Only 1 penis.

It would be great if the world had: Religious freedom / One religion

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

Which brings up a good point. Most liberals don't own guns. If a big problem ever happens here in the US what will a liberal do to protect themselves or at least have a chance to survive?

There's no need to fear.......

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[LoneLaugher]

I would like to know how you have come to the conclusion that most liberals do not own guns.

 

[kwc57]

There has been quite a bit of discussion here lately about what defines a liberal. I thought I'd use recent events to construct a SIMPLE chart that illustrates the differences between liberals and nutters. Forgive me if this chart has formatting issues. I'm not sure how it will display. There are many more............here are just a few.


Liberal / Nutter

Knee-jerk response is to defend: Martin / Zimmerman

Feels sorry for: Fluke / Limbaugh

Thinks medical care is: A right / A privilege

Thinks 2 people who love each other need: Just love / Only 1 penis.

It would be great if the world had: Religious freedom / One religion

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

You forgot to post your picture.

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[LoneLaugher]

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

i own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy you 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

you forgot to post your picture.

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[Mr Natural]

I turned Left when the religious right hijacked the republican party.

 

[Liability]

you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

You forgot to post your picture.

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And the picture of the spare change he carries around:

 

[Liability]

I turned Left when the religious right hijacked the republican party.

Which never happened, so you were already left.

 

[copsnrobbers]

I own a business, a home, 4 cars and....................a Rossi.

I have a stock portfolio, some income generating real estate, and three kids, each of whom will be able to buy YOU 10 years from now.

I do have a cat.........and he does piss. So you may have something there.

A Rossi huh, Stainless 357?

What does your wealth or your kids future wealth have to do with this thread? Please explain.

No....it's a .38 special.......a cheapie. And....my kids? Didn't someone question testosterone levels? BTW.....all women have the right......and perhaps the duty....to have "bare" arms.

I see, I get it and I have taught many ladies to shoot and understand how a pistol works. Some have graduated to semi auto's. Most are comfortable with a revolver though. I always recommend the Lady Smith for them. They like the pink 38 special version best.