Woman Crashes Car while Pleasuring Herself

[WelfareQueen]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

 

[JoeMoma]

I was hoping to see the vid.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

I've done that during cross-country drives. Gotta be very careful and situationally-aware.

 

[WelfareQueen]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

I've done that during cross-country drives. Gotta be very careful and situationally-aware.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[Two Thumbs]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

gives a whole new meaning to;

Don't stop, right there, oh god, don't stop, don't stoooooop!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

I've done that during cross-country drives. Gotta be very careful and situationally-aware.

Why am I not surprised?

About what I expected.

 

[Maryland Patriot]

People actually do that while driving?
sick and irresponsible

 

[bucs90]

What a PERFECT analogy for liberalism. Shes gonna crash...but cant stop because it just feels good.

"Ma'am...you're gonna crash the nation please stop!!"

"No! I cant...it just feels so good!!! Ahhhhh!!!!"

Boom.


That could be Hilary Clintons presidency.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Man these cars today have more and more bells and whistles.

 

[WelfareQueen]

What a PERFECT analogy for liberalism. Shes gonna crash...but cant stop because it just feels good.

"Ma'am...you're gonna crash the nation please stop!!"

"No! I cant...it just feels so good!!! Ahhhhh!!!!"

Boom.


That could be Hilary Clintons presidency.

If you only knew what Hillary was doing right now......

 

[DigitalDrifter]

What a PERFECT analogy for liberalism. Shes gonna crash...but cant stop because it just feels good.

"Ma'am...you're gonna crash the nation please stop!!"

"No! I cant...it just feels so good!!! Ahhhhh!!!!"

Boom.


That could be Hilary Clintons presidency.

If you only knew what Hillary was doing right now......

Best sex she's had in years.

 

[Hossfly]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

Good publicity for Mini.

 

[Maryland Patriot]

What a PERFECT analogy for liberalism. Shes gonna crash...but cant stop because it just feels good.

"Ma'am...you're gonna crash the nation please stop!!"

"No! I cant...it just feels so good!!! Ahhhhh!!!!"

Boom.


That could be Hilary Clintons presidency.

why would you make a reference that paints a picture in our mind of hillary sliding a concrete vibrator in and out of herself, the dust flying all over, t,,, wait, now Im doing it.
Sorry.

 

[martybegan]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

 

[Maryland Patriot]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

Good publicity for Mini.

Hey, its not the size of the car that matters.

 

[Two Thumbs]

No....this is not a Onion story. Apparently a 30 something year old woman in England crashed her car while "pleasuring" herself. The event was caught on video by the van the woman ran into.

The woman was "using a sex toy on herself, possibly to alleviate the boredom of traffic."

Would this be classified as a hit and run?

The story from Yahoo.


Woman Pleasures Herself While Driving A Mini Crashes Into A Van - Yahoo News

Good publicity for Mini.

Hey, its not the size of the car that matters.

that's what she said