Yikes, sky dad...morals are absolute, though

[Taz]

So dingbat, did Jesus actually turn water into wine?

For no other reason than his mother made a passing comment about it.

So you believe in the Magic Jesus? Ever head of an allegory?

Not in the NT, no. Parables, yes, but this wasn't that either.

So the NT is all true?

Let's test it. What do you have?

Prove that Jesus performed any miracles.

 

[Taz]

Mine doesn't.

So why does yours make deformed, or retarded, or cancer ridden babies?

Because he loves diversity.

So you don't know. Got it.

Why would you say that?

God loves diversity he created it.

Because that's a stupid answer. I wouldn't think that god is actually a dumbass simpleton like you just described.

 

[ding]

For no other reason than his mother made a passing comment about it.

So you believe in the Magic Jesus? Ever head of an allegory?

Not in the NT, no. Parables, yes, but this wasn't that either.

So the NT is all true?

Let's test it. What do you have?

Prove that Jesus performed any miracles.

Prove he didn't.

He transformed me. That was a miracle.

 

[ding]

Mine doesn't.

So why does yours make deformed, or retarded, or cancer ridden babies?

Because he loves diversity.

So you don't know. Got it.

Why would you say that?

God loves diversity he created it.

Because that's a stupid answer. I wouldn't think that god is actually a dumbass simpleton like you just described.

That's only because you lack complete knowledge. He doesn't.

 

[Taz]

So you believe in the Magic Jesus? Ever head of an allegory?

Not in the NT, no. Parables, yes, but this wasn't that either.

So the NT is all true?

Let's test it. What do you have?

Prove that Jesus performed any miracles.

Prove he didn't.

He transformed me. That was a miracle.

"Prove he didn't" isn't proof. Thanks for admitting that you have nothing.

 

[Taz]

So why does yours make deformed, or retarded, or cancer ridden babies?

Because he loves diversity.

So you don't know. Got it.

Why would you say that?

God loves diversity he created it.

Because that's a stupid answer. I wouldn't think that god is actually a dumbass simpleton like you just described.

That's only because you lack complete knowledge. He doesn't.

So we can't know why god makes deformed babies?

 

[ding]

Because he loves diversity.

So you don't know. Got it.

Why would you say that?

God loves diversity he created it.

Because that's a stupid answer. I wouldn't think that god is actually a dumbass simpleton like you just described.

That's only because you lack complete knowledge. He doesn't.

So we can't know why god makes deformed babies?

Each specific one? Probably not, but we can get an idea of the big picture.

So that good will occur.

 

[ding]

Not in the NT, no. Parables, yes, but this wasn't that either.

So the NT is all true?

Let's test it. What do you have?

Prove that Jesus performed any miracles.

Prove he didn't.

He transformed me. That was a miracle.

"Prove he didn't" isn't proof. Thanks for admitting that you have nothing.

I gave you my proof. He transformed me, Taz.

 

[Taz]

So you don't know. Got it.

Why would you say that?

God loves diversity he created it.

Because that's a stupid answer. I wouldn't think that god is actually a dumbass simpleton like you just described.

That's only because you lack complete knowledge. He doesn't.

So we can't know why god makes deformed babies?

Each specific one? Probably not, but we can get an idea of the big picture.

So that good will occur.

Babies in pain with cancer are made so that good will occur?

 

[Taz]

So the NT is all true?

Let's test it. What do you have?

Prove that Jesus performed any miracles.

Prove he didn't.

He transformed me. That was a miracle.

"Prove he didn't" isn't proof. Thanks for admitting that you have nothing.

I gave you my proof. He transformed me, Taz.

You're deluded self is not proof.

 

[ding]

Why would you say that?

God loves diversity he created it.

Because that's a stupid answer. I wouldn't think that god is actually a dumbass simpleton like you just described.

That's only because you lack complete knowledge. He doesn't.

So we can't know why god makes deformed babies?

Each specific one? Probably not, but we can get an idea of the big picture.

So that good will occur.

Babies in pain with cancer are made so that good will occur?

Yes, suffering has a way of bringing about good, Taz.

 

[ding]

Let's test it. What do you have?

Prove that Jesus performed any miracles.

Prove he didn't.

He transformed me. That was a miracle.

"Prove he didn't" isn't proof. Thanks for admitting that you have nothing.

I gave you my proof. He transformed me, Taz.

You're deluded self is not proof.

But I am proof, Taz. 100% proof.

 

[Taz]

Because that's a stupid answer. I wouldn't think that god is actually a dumbass simpleton like you just described.

That's only because you lack complete knowledge. He doesn't.

So we can't know why god makes deformed babies?

Each specific one? Probably not, but we can get an idea of the big picture.

So that good will occur.

Babies in pain with cancer are made so that good will occur?

Yes, suffering has a way of bringing about good, Taz.

So what good was brought by a baby would live a deformed, pain-stricken life and dies at an very early age?

 

[Taz]

Prove that Jesus performed any miracles.

Prove he didn't.

He transformed me. That was a miracle.

"Prove he didn't" isn't proof. Thanks for admitting that you have nothing.

I gave you my proof. He transformed me, Taz.

You're deluded self is not proof.

But I am proof, Taz. 100% proof.

So you can't prove that Jesus performed any miracles. Got it. So all those miracles in the NT, all made up. Got it.

 

[ding]

That's only because you lack complete knowledge. He doesn't.

So we can't know why god makes deformed babies?

Each specific one? Probably not, but we can get an idea of the big picture.

So that good will occur.

Babies in pain with cancer are made so that good will occur?

Yes, suffering has a way of bringing about good, Taz.

So what good was brought by a baby would live a deformed, pain-stricken life and dies at an very early age?

The love from those who loved it.

 

[ding]

Prove he didn't.

He transformed me. That was a miracle.

"Prove he didn't" isn't proof. Thanks for admitting that you have nothing.

I gave you my proof. He transformed me, Taz.

You're deluded self is not proof.

But I am proof, Taz. 100% proof.

So you can't prove that Jesus performed any miracles. Got it. So all those miracles in the NT, all made up. Got it.

The proof you seek is in the +24,000 written manuscripts which detail his works.

God is mystery that is meant to be experienced.

 

[Taz]

So we can't know why god makes deformed babies?

Each specific one? Probably not, but we can get an idea of the big picture.

So that good will occur.

Babies in pain with cancer are made so that good will occur?

Yes, suffering has a way of bringing about good, Taz.

So what good was brought by a baby would live a deformed, pain-stricken life and dies at an very early age?

The love from those who loved it.

That’s cruel and stupid.

 

[Taz]

"Prove he didn't" isn't proof. Thanks for admitting that you have nothing.

I gave you my proof. He transformed me, Taz.

You're deluded self is not proof.

But I am proof, Taz. 100% proof.

So you can't prove that Jesus performed any miracles. Got it. So all those miracles in the NT, all made up. Got it.

The proof you seek is in the +24,000 written manuscripts which detail his works.

God is mystery that is meant to be experienced.

Copying isn’t proof.

 

[ding]

Each specific one? Probably not, but we can get an idea of the big picture.

So that good will occur.

Babies in pain with cancer are made so that good will occur?

Yes, suffering has a way of bringing about good, Taz.

So what good was brought by a baby would live a deformed, pain-stricken life and dies at an very early age?

The love from those who loved it.

That’s cruel and stupid.

I believe you’re a fatalist.

 

[ding]

I gave you my proof. He transformed me, Taz.

You're deluded self is not proof.

But I am proof, Taz. 100% proof.

So you can't prove that Jesus performed any miracles. Got it. So all those miracles in the NT, all made up. Got it.

The proof you seek is in the +24,000 written manuscripts which detail his works.

God is mystery that is meant to be experienced.

Copying isn’t proof.

Sure it.