protectionist
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- Oct 20, 2013
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Contestant # 1 - "He raped me in an elevator in 1990."
Moderator - "Do you have a video or witnesses ?"
Contestant # 1 - No. Why do you ask ?
Contestant # 2 - "He took a gun out of his pocket, and showed it (in Tampa)."
Moderator - "That's legal in Florida."
Contestant # 2 - Oh. Well it wouldn't have been in New York."
Moderator -![Roll Eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Contestant # 3 - "He took candy from a baby."
Moderator - "That candy was recalled by the manufacturer, as harmful."
Contestant # 3 - "He didn't know that."
Moderator - "Yes, he did, and he gave the baby a new safe candy."
Contestant # 3 - "That's a conspiracy theory."
Moderator - Uh, yeah![right :right: :right:](/styles/smilies/new/right.gif)
Contestant # 4 - "He cheated his Trump University students."
Moderator - "Only a small fraction complained."
Contestant # 4 - "Well, he paid a settlement."
Moderator - "for a billionaire, that's easier than going to court, even if you win."
Contestant # 4 - "That's not what CNN said."
Moderator - "What a surprise."
Contestant # 5 - "He forcefully pushed me."
Moderator - "Keeping you from being hit by a bus."
Contestant # 5 - "But he put his hands on me."
Moderator - "You're welcome."
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Moderator - "Do you have a video or witnesses ?"
Contestant # 1 - No. Why do you ask ?
Contestant # 2 - "He took a gun out of his pocket, and showed it (in Tampa)."
Moderator - "That's legal in Florida."
Contestant # 2 - Oh. Well it wouldn't have been in New York."
Moderator -
Contestant # 3 - "He took candy from a baby."
Moderator - "That candy was recalled by the manufacturer, as harmful."
Contestant # 3 - "He didn't know that."
Moderator - "Yes, he did, and he gave the baby a new safe candy."
Contestant # 3 - "That's a conspiracy theory."
Moderator - Uh, yeah
![right :right: :right:](/styles/smilies/new/right.gif)
Contestant # 4 - "He cheated his Trump University students."
Moderator - "Only a small fraction complained."
Contestant # 4 - "Well, he paid a settlement."
Moderator - "for a billionaire, that's easier than going to court, even if you win."
Contestant # 4 - "That's not what CNN said."
Moderator - "What a surprise."
Contestant # 5 - "He forcefully pushed me."
Moderator - "Keeping you from being hit by a bus."
Contestant # 5 - "But he put his hands on me."
Moderator - "You're welcome."
![puhleeze :puhleeze: :puhleeze:](/styles/smilies/new/puhleeze.gif)