Abishai100
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Here's a commerce-era optimism tale I cooked up for TrumpUSA auditoriums.
Does the Trump Administration warrant 'idealistic cheerleading'?
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Daniel the priest prophesied about the spiritual value of water-pistols sold to Irish youngsters in Belfast (Northern Ireland) contemplating the madness of Catholic-Protestant 'troubles' all around them in an emerging global 'free-market.' Daniel believed if kids grew up thinking that commerce had no place for youthful expressions about political angst, then youngsters would grow up with an unnatural predilection to turn to anti-federalism terrorist groups such as rogue sects of the surviving pro-Catholic IRA (Irish Republican Army). Daniel would dress in traditional green Catholic robes in his church carrying a case of green-colored transparent plastic toy revolver water-guns.
Daniel won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with modern era consumerism-consciousness and its apparent impact on pedestrianism and commerce-dialogue in this new age of political colloquialisms (e.g., 'Capitalism Sentinels'). Daniel answered the criticisms of Marxists who were intrigued by the prospect of propaganda-driven toy marketing and design biases; Daniel claimed that the 'blessing' of anti-violence water-guns for kids shopping for toys in Belfast had nothing to do with any kind of 'uniformed propaganda machine.' However, Daniel did meet with President Donald Trump at the White House on Easter to discuss the relationship between modern pluralism dialogue and commerce-based 'metrics.'
Daniel met the American superhero Green Lantern (who was actually movie-star Tom Cruise) who had just completed filming a movie about politico-cultural intrigue in the modern era titled American Made. Daniel and Lantern discussed how populism politics can be 'spun' to induce more open dialogue about commerce-based modern 'intelligence,' and how traffic analysis can 'illuminate' free-speech principles relevant to tolerance marketing important to Western churches such as Scientology (Cruise's church) and Catholicism (Daniel's church). Lantern made Daniel promise him not to disclose to anyone his 'movie-star' identity, and together the two went on a productive 'anti-exploitation crusade' in the media, and Cruise would soon be honored for it...
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Does the Trump Administration warrant 'idealistic cheerleading'?
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Daniel the priest prophesied about the spiritual value of water-pistols sold to Irish youngsters in Belfast (Northern Ireland) contemplating the madness of Catholic-Protestant 'troubles' all around them in an emerging global 'free-market.' Daniel believed if kids grew up thinking that commerce had no place for youthful expressions about political angst, then youngsters would grow up with an unnatural predilection to turn to anti-federalism terrorist groups such as rogue sects of the surviving pro-Catholic IRA (Irish Republican Army). Daniel would dress in traditional green Catholic robes in his church carrying a case of green-colored transparent plastic toy revolver water-guns.
Daniel won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work with modern era consumerism-consciousness and its apparent impact on pedestrianism and commerce-dialogue in this new age of political colloquialisms (e.g., 'Capitalism Sentinels'). Daniel answered the criticisms of Marxists who were intrigued by the prospect of propaganda-driven toy marketing and design biases; Daniel claimed that the 'blessing' of anti-violence water-guns for kids shopping for toys in Belfast had nothing to do with any kind of 'uniformed propaganda machine.' However, Daniel did meet with President Donald Trump at the White House on Easter to discuss the relationship between modern pluralism dialogue and commerce-based 'metrics.'
Daniel met the American superhero Green Lantern (who was actually movie-star Tom Cruise) who had just completed filming a movie about politico-cultural intrigue in the modern era titled American Made. Daniel and Lantern discussed how populism politics can be 'spun' to induce more open dialogue about commerce-based modern 'intelligence,' and how traffic analysis can 'illuminate' free-speech principles relevant to tolerance marketing important to Western churches such as Scientology (Cruise's church) and Catholicism (Daniel's church). Lantern made Daniel promise him not to disclose to anyone his 'movie-star' identity, and together the two went on a productive 'anti-exploitation crusade' in the media, and Cruise would soon be honored for it...
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