All These Changes, Elimination Of Black Themed Products. So What Happens With "Buckwheat" From The Little Rascals?,Demand Some Kind Of Black Editing?

[Uncensored2008]

You just hate black people. The idea that a black woman created a syrup that everyone loves pisses you racist fucktards off. A black chef making the best grits in America triggers you.

Fuck you, racist scumbag.

A black woman didn't create Aunt Jemima. It was created by white guys as a pancake mix in 1893. They just made up a racist mascot to sell it. They later expanded the brand name to a syrup.

Sometimes life is like the Onion.

Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes

CHICAGO—In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys pancakes from time to time. “The...

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CHICAGO—In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys pancakes from time to time. “The time has come to replace Jemima, a problematic and stereotypical character that originated in minstrel shows, with Sheila, the public defender of cultivated tastes who eats pancakes on occasion, in addition to a variety of other foods,” said Quaker spokesperson Aaron Parshley, who explained that the former Aunt Jemima brand of syrups and pancake mixes would now bear a logo depicting an African American woman who wears a suit, carries a briefcase, and isn’t an aunt per se, though she is godmother to the child of a dear friend she met as an undergraduate at Dartmouth College. “Our new mascot is based on several real-life black women who are lawyers and eat pancakes some mornings when they aren’t too busy litigating on behalf of the disadvantaged. While Sheila does enjoy our extended line of breakfast foods, that is only one small facet of her rich and complex identity as a human being: Sheila also speaks fluent Italian, likes U2, is bisexual, and enjoys cross-country skiing. Let us make it clear that Sheila never serves the pancakes herself, but now and then goes to a diner near the courthouse where waitresses and waiters of a variety of races serve them to her.” At press time, Mars Inc. announced it would follow suit by replacing the mascot of its Uncle Ben’s brand with a black engineering graduate student.

They're still gonna have a Black woman as a "mascot"? Too goddamned funny. White Folk gonna calls her Auntie Sheila, ain't they?

White folk are going to call her "never mind, I'll get Log Cabin."

 

[LeeOnLido]

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what about the black death? is BLM gonna change the name of what happened in the 1300's? what are they gonna call it?

 

[Kondor3]

...White folk are going to call her "never mind, I'll get Log Cabin."

True. The Corporate Weenies at Quacking Otis just screwed-up with this knee-jerk reaction... too quick to kiss Black a$$... and now they'll lose revenue.

 

[LeeOnLido]

are they gonna redub what that cute white girl said in "Airplane"?

 

[Kondor3]

are they gonna redub what that cute white girl said in "Airplane"?

The Barbara Billingsley cameo is funnier...

 

[LeeOnLido]

are they gonna redub what that cute white girl said in "Airplane"?

The Barbara Billingsley cameo is funnier...

didnt we all speak jive back in the 70's?

 

[Uncensored2008]

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what about the black death? is BLM gonna change the name of what happened in the 1300's? what are they gonna call it?

The honky mutha fucka death.

 

[JoeB131]

It's what happens when an Advanced-Technology Culture meets a Stone-Age Hunter-Gatherer Culture.

Nature de-selected them.

Uh, no, it was more bullets and guns and forced starvation. If the Europeans never showed up, they'd have been fine.

Is that show even aired anymore?

Probably not.... outside of a classic movie channel.

The real problem, people today can't even relate. "The Little Rascals didn't have iPhones"?

 

[JoeB131]

You just hate black people. The idea that a black woman created a syrup that everyone loves pisses you racist fucktards off. A black chef making the best grits in America triggers you.

Fuck you, racist scumbag.

A black woman didn't create Aunt Jemima. It was created by white guys as a pancake mix in 1893. They just made up a racist mascot to sell it. They later expanded the brand name to a syrup.

Sometimes life is like the Onion.

Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes

CHICAGO—In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys pancakes from time to time. “The...

www.theonion.com

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CHICAGO—In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys pancakes from time to time. “The time has come to replace Jemima, a problematic and stereotypical character that originated in minstrel shows, with Sheila, the public defender of cultivated tastes who eats pancakes on occasion, in addition to a variety of other foods,” said Quaker spokesperson Aaron Parshley, who explained that the former Aunt Jemima brand of syrups and pancake mixes would now bear a logo depicting an African American woman who wears a suit, carries a briefcase, and isn’t an aunt per se, though she is godmother to the child of a dear friend she met as an undergraduate at Dartmouth College. “Our new mascot is based on several real-life black women who are lawyers and eat pancakes some mornings when they aren’t too busy litigating on behalf of the disadvantaged. While Sheila does enjoy our extended line of breakfast foods, that is only one small facet of her rich and complex identity as a human being: Sheila also speaks fluent Italian, likes U2, is bisexual, and enjoys cross-country skiing. Let us make it clear that Sheila never serves the pancakes herself, but now and then goes to a diner near the courthouse where waitresses and waiters of a variety of races serve them to her.” At press time, Mars Inc. announced it would follow suit by replacing the mascot of its Uncle Ben’s brand with a black engineering graduate student.

They're still gonna have a Black woman as a "mascot"? Too goddamned funny. White Folk gonna calls her Auntie Sheila, ain't they?

White folk are going to call her "never mind, I'll get Log Cabin."

Wow, you are both too stupid to recognize satire when you see it?

Of course, in the age of Trump Satire is obsolete. How can you write something as absurd as what comes out of the white house today?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Uh, no, it was more bullets and guns and forced starvation. If the Europeans never showed up, they'd have been fine.

Bullets and guns vs. stone clubs?
Talk about the self-own?





{ It's what happens when an Advanced-Technology Culture meets a Stone-Age Hunter-Gatherer Culture. }

Joeb Stalin, you put the "holy shit" in "that boi is just fucking stupid."

 

[Uncensored2008]

You just hate black people. The idea that a black woman created a syrup that everyone loves pisses you racist fucktards off. A black chef making the best grits in America triggers you.

Fuck you, racist scumbag.

A black woman didn't create Aunt Jemima. It was created by white guys as a pancake mix in 1893. They just made up a racist mascot to sell it. They later expanded the brand name to a syrup.

Sometimes life is like the Onion.

Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes

CHICAGO—In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys pancakes from time to time. “The...

www.theonion.com

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CHICAGO—In response to nationwide protests regarding police brutality and racial discrimination, food conglomerate Quaker Oats announced Friday that after 130 years, it would replace its historically racist Aunt Jemima mascot with a black female lawyer who enjoys pancakes from time to time. “The time has come to replace Jemima, a problematic and stereotypical character that originated in minstrel shows, with Sheila, the public defender of cultivated tastes who eats pancakes on occasion, in addition to a variety of other foods,” said Quaker spokesperson Aaron Parshley, who explained that the former Aunt Jemima brand of syrups and pancake mixes would now bear a logo depicting an African American woman who wears a suit, carries a briefcase, and isn’t an aunt per se, though she is godmother to the child of a dear friend she met as an undergraduate at Dartmouth College. “Our new mascot is based on several real-life black women who are lawyers and eat pancakes some mornings when they aren’t too busy litigating on behalf of the disadvantaged. While Sheila does enjoy our extended line of breakfast foods, that is only one small facet of her rich and complex identity as a human being: Sheila also speaks fluent Italian, likes U2, is bisexual, and enjoys cross-country skiing. Let us make it clear that Sheila never serves the pancakes herself, but now and then goes to a diner near the courthouse where waitresses and waiters of a variety of races serve them to her.” At press time, Mars Inc. announced it would follow suit by replacing the mascot of its Uncle Ben’s brand with a black engineering graduate student.

They're still gonna have a Black woman as a "mascot"? Too goddamned funny. White Folk gonna calls her Auntie Sheila, ain't they?

White folk are going to call her "never mind, I'll get Log Cabin."

Wow, you are both too stupid to recognize satire when you see it?

Of course, in the age of Trump Satire is obsolete. How can you write something as absurd as what comes out of the white house today?

You soil yourself regularly, don't you?

 

[Kondor3]

It's what happens when an Advanced-Technology Culture meets a Stone-Age Hunter-Gatherer Culture. Nature de-selected them.

Uh, no, it was more bullets and guns and forced starvation. If the Europeans never showed up, they'd have been fine....

That's what I said... "It's what happens when an Advanced-Technology Culture meets a Stone-Age Hunter-Gatherer Culture. Nature de-selected them."

Advanced cultures overcoming primitive cultures is a process of Natural Selection applied to the species homo sapiens. It's an incontestable historical fact.

 

[JoeB131]

That's what I said... "It's what happens when an Advanced-Technology Culture meets a Stone-Age Hunter-Gatherer Culture. Nature de-selected them."

Advanced cultures overcoming primitive cultures is a process of Natural Selection applied to the species homo sapiens. It's an incontestable historical fact.

Okay, so when White people are eventually "selected" out of existence, you'll be fine with that? because it's probably coming, given world demographics.

The thing is, no one will really miss us.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Okay, so when White people are eventually "selected" out of existence, you'll be fine with that? because it's probably coming, given world demographics.

The thing is, no one will really miss us.

Probably not. They'll be too busy eating each other.

I'll be long gone, so ... shrug.