Are YOU a sinner?

[Dan]

OK, that subject was just a fine bit of sensationalism, it's just a poll. But, hey, it has a 7 deadly sin theme, at least!

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
2. What is your weapon of choice?
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
4. How about of the same sex?
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you?
6. What is your pet peeve?
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't?
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through?
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today?

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?"

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation?
4. Have you "done it"?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice?
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy?

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of?
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of?
3. What would you like to accomplish in your life?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why?
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be?
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be?
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself?

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?
2. What religion were you raised as?
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property?
4. Do you believe in magic?
5. What was the last promise you broke?
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it?
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?
2. What did you do today that was really brave?
3. Who is your favorite superhero?
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone?
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart?
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower?

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on?
2. Do you collect anything?
3. Are you addicted to anything?
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan?
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do:
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?
3. Do you take advice when it's given?
4. What area are you wisest in?
5. Do you drive defensively?
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage?
7. What did you learn today?

 

[Dan]

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?

Truly angry? Myself, I guess.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

Sarcasm

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Never ever ever.

4. How about of the same sex?

I would really really have to be pushed. I find words can hurt a lot more and a lot longer than fists.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you?

Jim? (movie discussion). I don't think he was really mad though. I don't know, I generally don't piss people off.

6. What is your pet peeve?

I have lots.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

I keep 'em for a long, long time.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time?

Make my bed.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

Probably like 6:30 PM, but I didn't go to bed until 5:30 AM, so that's not that bad.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't?

My friend, Alissa.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

Last night, I told my friend I couldn't come to his apartment because I had just found the perfect butt-crease in the couch and I wasn't giving it up.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through?

Nope.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Junior year of high school, I think.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today?

Just once.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Those cold Starbucks things (can you tell how often I drink them?).

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

White.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event?

I kinda lose track after a certain point. Probably like a half a liter of vodka plus some beer.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

Nope.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

I used to. Now, I just don't care.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

None of the above, really.

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?"

Whaaaaaaaaa??????

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)?

Ummmmm... Something like fifteen, maybe?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked?

Probably like five or six.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation?

Yeah, I hate to admit it, but I have.

4. Have you "done it"?

Nope.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice?

Eyes.

6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy?

No.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of?

Gotten over that whole depression thing.

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of?

Gone to college.

3. What would you like to accomplish in your life?

Just finding someone that "completes me", as cornball as that is. And to write something that moves a few people.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why?

Depends. If it's something I really care about, of course I want to come in first.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors?

Not that I can recall.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

Ummmm... Didn't act shy in my new classes, I guess.

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be?

Either John or Justin W.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?

I don't know.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be?

I don't like this question, I'm happy being me.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

No.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own?

Back in the day, constantly, yeah. Not lately, though.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself?

The ability to get along with everyone.

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?

None.

2. What religion were you raised as?

Methodist

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property?

Human

4. Do you believe in magic?

No.

5. What was the last promise you broke?

I promised my mom I'd always wear my seatbelt, and I pretty much never do.

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it?

Probably, but once I realized I didn't mean it, that's when I stopped saying it.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?

No.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?

Loneliness, clowns, deep water.

2. What did you do today that was really brave?

Sang a RuPaul song ("Word... Cover girl!") in a crowded restaurant. Not in front of everyone or anything, just loudly at my table, to make Collins laugh. The people around us seemed to enjoy it, too.

3. Who is your favorite superhero?

Wolverine or Spiderman

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone?

A friend or family member, yes, in a heartbeat. Someone I didn't know, probably not.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart?

More heart.

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?

I used to have perpetual stage fright ALL THE TIME (I think it's called "social anxiety" ). I don't really care anymore, though.

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower?

Neither, really. I don't generally follow, but I don't have people following me, either. I'm a loner.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on?

Money.

2. Do you collect anything?

Flies... HAR HAR HAR. No, not really. if CDs and DVDs count, I collect those.

3. Are you addicted to anything?

Just crack.

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan?

Yeah.

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?

With rubber checks

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do:

I spend more money than I really should on a regular basis.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?

I think anyone who read my last few Askew Crapper columns would agree that I obsess over everything.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?

My Dad

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?

No.

3. Do you take advice when it's given?

Sometimes, if I think it's sound advice.

4. What area are you wisest in?

I don't know. Guitar?

5. Do you drive defensively?

Very much so.

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage?

No.

7. What did you learn today?

I learned that I have to have 100 pages of Don Quijote read by Wednesday!

 

[janeeng]

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?

Easy enough - Husband

2. What is your weapon of choice?

too ignore! works wonders!

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Damn right!!!!

4. How about of the same sex?

Depends on the situation

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you?

My Daughter

6. What is your pet peeve?

Tons of them

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

Depends on what I am to hold a grudge to!

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time?

write up sheets for work!

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

9 a.m.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't?

A friend from work

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

Why I ran my minutes over on cell! haha!

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through?

NO

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Yesterday

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today?

none

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Starbuck's coffee

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

White

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event?

gee, that can be many times! I think the worse was a dare to drink a full 12 oz. glass of absolute as fast as I can, well, Dan, you were part of that, came home and threw up all over while your Mom was holding you!!! hahahahaha

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

I guess, using Atkins now, does that count?

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Yes
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

Spicy

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?"

ugh, NO!

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)?

don't quite know!

2. How many people have seen YOU naked?

prefer not to answer!

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation?

no

4. Have you "done it"?

Done what???

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice?

BUTTS

6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy?

Yep!!!

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of?

Gave birth to my 2 kids

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of?

I was born!

3. What would you like to accomplish in your life?

Stay alive to watch my kids grow!

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why?

NO

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors?

YES

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

Made it to work on time

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be?

Damn, none, too scary of a thought!

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?

Jackass! hehehe

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be?

Not sure

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own?

Yes

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself?

Art

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?

Catholic

2. What religion were you raised as?

Same

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property?

Both

4. Do you believe in magic?

no, miracles, yes!

5. What was the last promise you broke?

Taking my Son to the store.

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it?

Yes

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?
NO!

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?

Midgets

2. What did you do today that was really brave?

Nothing

3. Who is your favorite superhero?

Batman

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone?

In a heart beat

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart?

Courage

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?

YES

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower?

depends

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on?

My minutes on cell phone

2. Do you collect anything?

PIGS

3. Are you addicted to anything?

Yes

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan?

Yes

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?

CASH

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do:

Get married!

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?

YES

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?

JACKASS
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?

YES

3. Do you take advice when it's given?

YES

4. What area are you wisest in?

In my house, EVERYTHING!

5. Do you drive defensively?

Most of the time

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage?

Yes
7. What did you learn today?

That poll's suck!!! hahahahhaha! j/k!!!

 

[5.10 leader]

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?

The idiot who drove into the back of my car this morning.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

My survival knife

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Certainly not

4. How about of the same sex?

Yes

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you?

My wife

6. What is your pet peeve?

indolence and stupidity (Yes I know that's two)

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

Keep them, I never forget.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time?

Check my tyre pressures

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

The next day

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't?

I could but I wont

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

I don't have lame excuses.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through?

No

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Last night

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today?

Don't have a snooze button

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Expresso

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

White

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event?

Too much

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

No

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Yes, even when I am at an ideal weight.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

Spicy

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?"

No

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)?

Too many to count

2. How many people have seen YOU naked?

ditto

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation?

Yes

4. Have you "done it"?

Done what. If you mean what I think you mean, then yes.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice?

The whole package but if I had to choose, the eyes

6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy?

No

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of?

Climbing the Eiger Nordwand for the first time in my early 20's

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of?

Getting a university degree

3. What would you like to accomplish in your life?

I have accomplished what I wanted as a schoolboy, now to live a happy life

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why?

Sometimes but only if I know I could have won

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors?

Yes

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

Book review for this message board

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be?

None of them

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?

Ranulf Fiennes

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be?

My first choice must remain undefined. My second choice would be Chris Bonington


4. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own?

Yes

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself?

to be less introverted


FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?

None but respect Bhuddism

2. What religion were you raised as?

Christian

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property?

Human

4. Do you believe in magic?

No

5. What was the last promise you broke?

Not saying

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it?

No

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?

No. Some are more perfect than others but perfection is impossible.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?

Drowning

2. What did you do today that was really brave?

Nothing (by my definition)

3. Who is your favorite superhero?

Warren Harding (again by my definition)

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone?

Yes, I have done.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart?

More heart

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?

Yes

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower?

Leader

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on?

Contacting a particular person

2. Do you collect anything?

Yes

3. Are you addicted to anything?

Yes

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan?

Yes

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?

Interest free credit

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do:

Leaving the girl I loved very much to go climbing. She wasn't there when I came back.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?

Yes

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?

My late Grandfather (Knew)

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?

Yes, for Tibetan freedom.

3. Do you take advice when it's given?

Sometimes, if I consider it valid

4. What area are you wisest in?

Mountain safety and survival

5. Do you drive defensively?

No

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage?

Yes

7. What did you learn today?

I should have stayed in bed

 

[5stringJeff]

I'm in trouble now... you guys are gonna know I'm not prefect!


ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Really angry... my wife.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Depends on what I'm trying to accomplish. But for home defense, it's a Beretta 9mm.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Not unless they hit me first and there was no other way to neutralize the threat.
4. How about of the same sex? Absolutely.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you? Probably my wife. Or someone at work whom I told couldn't spend money however they wanted to.
6. What is your pet peeve? People who can't drive.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I usually let go of things.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time? Take out the trash... I usually do it only when it fills up.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? About 10:30. I can't sleep in.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't? My friend Nate.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Traffic was bad.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through? Only the Pilates commercial with Daisy Fuentes...
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? A week and a half ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today? Thrice... but twice is what I usually do.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Grande no-foam breve.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event? Back in the day, eight in one hour.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Only my belly.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Yes.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?" No.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)? Ummm... lots?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? A couple dozen.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation? No... but I have to force myself sometimes.
4. Have you "done it"? Well I'm married, so yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice? Breasts!
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy? No.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of? Graduated from West Point.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of? Ditto.
3. What would you like to accomplish in your life? Get elected to Congress.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why? Depends on how many people are competing. But if I gave my all I am usually satisfied.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing yet.

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be? Hmmm... I don't know. Never thought about it.
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with? Don't know.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be? The person Britney Spears eventually settles down with.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not to my knowledge, but I'm pretty sure my ex-fiance cheated on me with her ex.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own? Only that I was a little more muscular.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself? Teh ability to be more compromising.

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Christianity, specifically the protestant version.
2. What religion were you raised as? Ditto.
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property? I think that out ability to forgive stems from God's willingness to forgive us.
4. Do you believe in magic? Magic like David Copperfield, i.e. illusions, yes. Magick like Wiccans practice, no.
5. What was the last promise you broke? The promise that I was going to marry my ex-finacee. Not a bit upset about breaking it either.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it? Sometimes... but then a lot of times I do mean it.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Only one person ever was.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Hypodermic needles.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Drafted (NASCAR style) on the interstate in the rain.
3. Who is your favorite superhero? The Brown Hornet!
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone? Yes.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart? More heart.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? A couple of times. Not amy more, unless I'm not sure in my ability to perform.
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower? Leader.

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on? Coffee
2. Do you collect anything? Not really.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Maybe coffee.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash if possible, but I use the credit card for a lot of bigger things.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do: let myself gain a little too much belly fat.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? no. never. I dont' obsess. Does it look like I obsess??? Because I don't you know. I never obsess. Never!!!!!

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? My grandfather.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? A few times.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Yeah.
4. What area are you wisest in? Hmmm... theology and its daily applications.
5. Do you drive defensively? Not at all.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage? D'oh! (I wasn't married at the time.)
7. What did you learn today? Nothing yet.

 

[Jackass]

This is a tad long....

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My wife
2. What is your weapon of choice? silence
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? slap yes...
4. How about of the same sex? Gratefully
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you? probably my wife
6. What is your pet peeve? lots of them
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I can keep them if I want

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time? situps
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1:00 pm?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't? My friend Chris
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through? yes
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? long time ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today? none

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Starbucks ice hazelnut latte
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event? Man..couldnt even tell you
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes/no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet and spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?" yes..jokingly

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)? lots..used to go to the stip clubs
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 5 or so
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation? Hell yeah!!
4. Have you "done it"? I think
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice? eyes/ boobs
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy? no

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of? Being a GREAT father
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of? same
3. What would you like to accomplish in your life? Buy a house
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why? Always!! I always want to win
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors? no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? forgave my wife

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be? Kevin
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with? My mom
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be? Hugh Hefner
4. Have you ever been cheated on? not that I know of
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own? yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself? the gift of gab

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
2. What religion were you raised as? Catholic
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property? both
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? not sure
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it? no
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? dying
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero? spiderman
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone? most definately
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart? more brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower? both

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on?
2. Do you collect anything? movies?
3. Are you addicted to anything? smoking
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan? alot
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do: quit football
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? not at all

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? according to Janeen..me actually I would say
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? yes
3. Do you take advice when it's given? I try to
4. What area are you wisest in?
5. Do you drive defensively? a little bit
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage? yes
7. What did you learn today? nothing

 

[jimnyc]

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Wife
2. What is your weapon of choice? Revenge
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Only during rough sex
4. How about of the same sex? Sure, don't even need to be angry!
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you? Wife
6. What is your pet peeve? Bad drivers
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Keep 'em

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time? Work out
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Slept through an entire day once
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't? Nobody
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Told my wife I couldn't help clean because I was infected with Anthrax.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through? Yep
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? 3 months ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today? None

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Coke
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event? 10 shots, 3 beers, 3 mixed drinks and lots of puking
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Tried Stacker2 - horrible!
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I have a cute little belly!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?" No

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)? At least 5,000
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? I'm shy, maybe 3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation? Every time, it makes me a better listener
4. Have you "done it"? Yep
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice? Brain, then boobs, then &%^$#
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy? Nope

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of? Father
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of? School
3. What would you like to accomplish in your life? Just be happy
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why? Yes, anything less sucks
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors? Of course, makes me feel better.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be? Don't have friends
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with? ?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be? Donald Trump
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yep
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own? Yep
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself? ?

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Catholic
2. What religion were you raised as? Catholic
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property? Human
4. Do you believe in magic? Yep
5. What was the last promise you broke? Can't remember
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it? Yep
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? I am

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Spiders
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Got out of bed
3. Who is your favorite superhero? Scooby Doo
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone? Depends, I guess that's a yes. I'd have no problem not helping either.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart? Brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Yep
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower? Both

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on? Smoking
2. Do you collect anything? Steelers memorabilia
3. Are you addicted to anything? Life
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan? Yep
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? 5 finger discount
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do: Kill that last guy that cut me off on the freeway
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? All the time

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Wife
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Yep
3. Do you take advice when it's given? sometimes
4. What area are you wisest in? Computers
5. Do you drive defensively? and offensively
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage? Yep
7. What did you learn today? absolutely nothing

 

[Dan]

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be?

My first choice must remain undefined.

'Cause it's me, huh?

This is a tad long....

Yeah, that's what your mom said. OH SNAP!

 

[Moi]

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? My husband
2. What is your weapon of choice? defending myself
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If provoked
4. How about of the same sex? Of course, if provoked
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you? My husband
6. What is your pet peeve? gross noises (biting nails, cracking gum, dog's grooming)
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Depends on the reason

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3:30 a.m. every morning
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't? my mom
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Snow made me late
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through? Not all the way, no
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? two weeks ago…snow shoveling
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today? Don’t use an alarm

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Vanilla latte from Starbucks
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? dark
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event? A fifth of jack
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty and spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?" no

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)? Two or three
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? ?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation? no
4. Have you "done it"? I have a son
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice? intelligence
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy? See number 4

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of? Gave birth w/o drugs
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of? My son
3. What would you like to accomplish in your life? Raise a happy son
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why? Depends on the events/circumstance….hate it at work
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors? no
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Won an award for being a volunteer

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be? none
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with? No one
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be? I don’t wish that
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own? yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself? passion

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? none
2. What religion were you raised as? none
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? no
5. What was the last promise you broke? I don’t remember
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it? yes
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Something happening to my son
2. What did you do today that was really brave? I doubt I’ve done anything brave
3. Who is your favorite superhero? Don’t have one
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone? yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart? more brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? no
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower? follower

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on? cosmetics
2. Do you collect anything? Crystal animal figurines
3. Are you addicted to anything? no
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan? My house!
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do: cut my hair after having my baby
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? no

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? me
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? depends
4. What area are you wisest in? life
5. Do you drive defensively? yes
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage? no
7. What did you learn today? That I hate polls

 

[wonderwench]

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?

Today driving home when an idjit cut me off. But the emotion was short-lived

2. What is your weapon of choice?

My tongue.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Yep - in self defense.

4. How about of the same sex?

Yep - in self defense.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you?

The mod from the board from which I was recently banned - I dared to criticize his policies which stifled open debate.

6. What is your pet peeve?

Stupid people (especially the ones who drive 55 in the fast lane).

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

A few, I am an alpha female, after all. But as I've gotten older, I have become a bit more zen.


SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time?

Updating our personal financial info in Quicken. I used to update it once a month, but I am a year behind right now.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

At night.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't?

My gynecologist - I hate those exams.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

My DSL was down.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through?

Yes.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Saturday

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today?

None. I never hit the snooze alarm. I just let myself lie in bed for a few more minutes - or if I really need more sleep, I reset the alarm for a meaningful amount of more time.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Vintage Champagne!

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

Dark meat

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event?

An all day party during which I consumed three bottles of wine.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

No.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Yes. I am the short (relatively at 5'6") voluptuous runt of the litter with three skinny sisters ranging from 5'10" to 6' tall.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

Salty

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?"

No.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)?

Too numerous to count.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked?

Too numerous to count.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation?

Yes.

4. Have you "done it"?

Yes, and I like it!

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice?

Ass, shoulders and eyes (I have more than one)

6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy?

Yes

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of?

Living according to my own values.

2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of?

My education.

3. What would you like to accomplish in your life?

To continue to live according to my own values while building my start-up into a successful bunsiness.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why?

Yes, if it is because I didn't do my best.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors?

No.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

I gave a presentation to our sales force regarding a hot issue, and showed them a solution.

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be?

I don't.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?

The wrestler China. I saw her place on Cribs - she like the same type of bright contemporary style as i do.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be?

Reese Whitherspoon.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own?

Yes.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself?

The ability to get people to like them; I tend to intimidate people upon first meeting.

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?

None - although I do celebrate some pagan beliefs in secular way.

2. What religion were you raised as?

Catholic

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property?

Human property

4. Do you believe in magic?

No, but there are things we do not understand so they seem like magic.

5. What was the last promise you broke?

I promised to call in some perscriptions for my husband today, but got busy and forgot.

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it?

No.

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?

No.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?

Earthquakes.

2. What did you do today that was really brave?

Communicated stuff to our sales force that they did not want to hear.

3. Who is your favorite superhero?

Wonder Woman, of course.

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone?

I have.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart?

More brains. I always want to be smarter.

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?

Yes.

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower?

Leader

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on?

Food.

2. Do you collect anything?

Yes, art glass.

3. Are you addicted to anything?

Breathing.

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan?

Yes.

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?

Credit cards, but I pay off the balance in full each month to avoid financing charges.

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do:

Get involved with my boyfriend in college.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?

Occasionally.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?

My dad.

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?

No.

3. Do you take advice when it's given?

Generally, but not always.

4. What area are you wisest in?

Reading other people.

5. Do you drive defensively?

Mostly, but I drive fast.

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage?

Yes.

7. What did you learn today?

That Diet Pepsi is not a substitue for Diet Coke.

 

[jon_forward]

Originally posted by Dan
OK, that subject was just a fine bit of sensationalism, it's just a poll. But, hey, it has a 7 deadly sin theme, at least!

ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? myself
2. What is your weapon of choice? words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? only as a last resort under threat of death
4. How about of the same sex? oh yea!!! 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at
you? my ex-wife[#2] 6. What is your pet peeve? dumbass people
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I let em go as easy as a spring breeze
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that
you haven't done in a long time? have sex
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? hhmmm...10ish am 3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't? my ex-wife[1st]
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?i dont make lame excuses
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way
through?no 6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?whats a work-out?I used to change combine tires for a living,after that my idea of a work-out is a/c,beer and babes
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on
your alarm clock today? upbefore it went off,set for 6am

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?dont have one
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?white please 3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had
in one sitting/outing/event? 56 cans of bud in one evening, A LONG one
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?all 3
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child
and thought, "LUNCH?"oh yea...koa

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)?way too many[thank you janeen]
2. How many people have seen YOU naked?like I care?? 3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the
chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice
during a normal conversation? no
4. Have you "done it"?I have 4 kids I CLAIM, does this answer the ?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your
gender of choice? the total package
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or
pregnancy?yes

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud
of?worked for 30 years
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents
are most proud of?I assume graduating high school
3. What would you like to accomplish in your life? live long and prosper
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Why?no,I try my hardest 100% of the time 5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing
you were of much higher skill than all the other
competitors? yes
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? cleaned the bathroom

ENVY
1. Which of your friends would you most want to be?the rich one
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with? lil E
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would
you be?warren buffet
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature
different from your own? no
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you
wish you had for yourself?the in-sights on how the womans mind works

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?christianity
2. What religion were you raised as?see#1
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious
property, or a human property? both
4. Do you believe in magic?no
5. What was the last promise you broke?I dont bfeak promises
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not
meant it? no
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? yes

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? mortality
2. What did you do today that was really brave?cleaned the bathroom
3. Who is your favorite superhero? underdog
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue
someone? kids and ladies yes men maybe
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more
courage, more brains, or more heart? brains
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright?no
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a
follower?either one,lead if nessacary

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating
yourself on? chocolate and turn overs
2. Do you collect anything? things of beauty
3. Are you addicted to anything?coffee,cigs ,ladies and livin
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an
installment plan? yes
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself
do: loss my 1st and 2nd wife[me not smart sometimes]
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? yes

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? Dr phil
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? yes/maybe
4. What area are you wisest in? how not to fuck-up your life
5. Do you drive defensively? yes
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of
marriage?yes
7. What did you learn today?

that you post alot of these damn things!!!!

 

[Dan]

that you post alot of these damn things!!!!

Well, dammit, I thought people were enjoying them! Excuuuuuuuuuse me!!!

 

[5.10 leader]

Originally posted by Dan
Well, dammit, I thought people were enjoying them! Excuuuuuuuuuse me!!!

Most of us do, I think, Dan.

Keep it up, the posts as well

 

[jon_forward]

chill dan, it was a longone.no offense meant guy

 

[SinisterMotives]

I appreciate the effort, Dan, but I took a similar poll a month or two ago that had a Dante's Divine Comedy theme. I'm just not up to it a second time.

By the way, I ended up in the second ring of hell with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra in that poll. Not necessarily a bad gig.

 

[Dan]

I was just kidding, guys. I should've put a smiley after my post. Don't worry, I enjoy doing these things, so I don't really care whether other people are enjoying them or not!:

 

[SinisterMotives]

I enjoy them too overall and don't want to dissuade you from posting them. This one just didn't grab me.

 

[wonderwench]

Originally posted by SinisterMotives
I appreciate the effort, Dan, but I took a similar poll a month or two ago that had a Dante's Divine Comedy theme. I'm just not up to it a second time.

By the way, I ended up in the second ring of hell with Helen of Troy and Cleopatra in that poll. Not necessarily a bad gig.

SM - I remember that poll. Most of us Pervs ended up on the 2nd level!

 

[SinisterMotives]

I'm liking the Second Ring a lot. The weather is warm, and the gals are real friendly!

 

[wonderwench]

Yep - kind of a preview of your world domination plan via climate control in order to turn Earth into a giant nudist colony.