Quantum Windbag
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- May 9, 2010
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How you gonna be a christian and then say you don't believe Jonah lived in the belly of a whale for 3 days when Jesus himself supposedly said it. And from what Christians say, he wasn't speaking metaphorically or in allegories or whatever they called it. He supposedly said it happened as a matter of fact. So either Jesus is a liar, you believe in living in the belly of a whale and living after 3 days.
Of course they told that story!!! Now I get why. Because if you are going to believe Jesus came back to life after 3 days, you first have to be dumb enough to believe the Jonah story, which I'm sure you don't. So stop calling yourself a Christian if you know it's all a lie.
I use to do the same thing. Had my own spin on Christianity. Just followed "Jesus" not the religion because he seemed like a good guy. But its still a lie. It's why I no longer call myself a Christian. If there is a god he can't like me lying and saying I believe when I don't.
There you go telling people what they believe again.
By the way, Jesus never used the word whale, that is just how we translate it. That means that no one is obligated to believe that Jesus said that Jonah despite your ignorant demands.