Best Lines from Songs ... Which do you like.... ?

[TrinityPower]

This one can't be left out, just a one liner

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I've got better idea! Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch

The way you squeeze my lemon I think I'm gonna fall right out of bed

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Hey hey baby when you walk that way, watch your honey drip I can't keep away

I only want to say, if there is a way, take this cup away from me for I don't want to taste its poison

 

[westwall]

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

(Name that tune!)

From THE greatest song of all time! (IMHO)

"The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war"

 

[westwall]

I've got better idea! Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch

The way you squeeze my lemon I think I'm gonna fall right out of bed

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold

That would be Led Zeppelin for 800 Mr. Trebek!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I've got better idea! Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch

The way you squeeze my lemon I think I'm gonna fall right out of bed

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold

That would be Led Zeppelin for 800 Mr. Trebek!

Yes, and Frank Zappa

 

[Sbiker]

Most times you can't hear them talk, other times ya can.
It's that same old cliche,
Is that a woman or a man.

You always see my number,
But ya don't dare make a stand

TURN THE PAGE!

My husband's song

He is a wise man
And, Sbiker that's Seger

I've done a LOT of hitchhiking and I always sang that to myself, walking the dark interstate

I didn't know, it's a cover But "Garage inc." was a good background for a student parties "men only"

 

[westwall]

I've got better idea! Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch

The way you squeeze my lemon I think I'm gonna fall right out of bed

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

There's a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold

That would be Led Zeppelin for 800 Mr. Trebek!

Yes, and Frank Zappa

Oh yeah! I forgot the Zappa connection. Traveling Riverside Blues is one of my favorite Zeppelin songs.

 

[westwall]

I always thought this line was clever as well....


"I had opinions
That didn't matter
I had a brain
That felt like pancake batter
I got a backyard
With nothing in it
Except a stick
A dog
And a box with something in it"

 

[HenryBHough]

And an original by the gentleman whose little ditties (but not this particular one) were such staples of children's lives on Sesame Street.....

Spring is here, spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? Course you do
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday a treat for me

All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park

Poisoning Pigeons In The Park Lyrics - Tom Lehrer

 

[hortysir]

You can check out any time you like but you can never leave

 

[Mr Natural]

Another Saturday another date
She would be ready but she'd always make them wait
In the hallway in anticipation
They didn't know the night would end up in frustration

 

[Bonzi]

I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone

(Name that tune!)

From THE greatest song of all time! (IMHO)

"The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war"

If not, it's definitely one of them, and the most classic line:

"Meet the new boss... same as the old boss"

(Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who)

 

[TrinityPower]

Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see

 

[hortysir]

I wanna check you for ticks

 

[TrinityPower]

I wanna check you for ticks

Yeah and from the same song...Your pants are playing peek-a-boo. I sure wish I could see the other half of your butterfly tattoo

 

[TrinityPower]

I wanna check you for ticks

Yeah and from the same song...Your pants are playing peek-a-boo. I sure wish I could see the other half of your butterfly tattoo

The whole song "Online" is right on as well and the video is such a crack up

 

[Darkwind]

Lost for Words Lyrics

I was spending my time in the doldrums
I was caught in a cauldron of hate
I felt persecuted and paralysed
I thought that everything else would just wait

While you are wasting your time on your enemies
Engulfed in a fever of spite
Beyond your tunnel vision reality fades
Like shadows into the night

To martyr yourself to caution
Is not going to help at all
'Cause there'll be no safety in numbers
When the right one walks out of the door

Can you see your days blighted by darkness?
Is it true you beat your fists on the floor?
Stuck in a world of isolation
While the ivy grows over the door

So I open my door to my enemies
And I ask could we wipe the slate clean
But they tell me to please go fuck myself
You know you just can't win...

 

[Bonzi]

I know a town where people are running
Away from life - it seems always funny
They think they are smart
Don't doubt what they say
Scared of a change
Existing only

(Name that Tune!)

 

[Bonzi]

I know your life is empty
And you hate to face this world alone
So you're searching for an angel
Someone who can make you whole
I can not save you
I can't even save myself

(Save Yourself - Stabbing Westward)