Biden just fell off his bike

[toobfreak]

You must have been watching a different event, because it's pretty clear that his right foot gets caught in the stirrup.

His foot doesn't look very caught. I don't think the bike was the problem, it was the operator. PS: that's a shadow across his foot in the first picture.

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

The funniest part about President Biden taking a minor spill on his bike this morning is that Trump, who is younger than Joe, is so out of shape that he hasn’t been able to ride a bike in decades…

Only to TDS inflected Leftards that scream Trump 100 times a day.

 

[toobfreak]

Oh...ok...I didn't catch that.
Makes sense

Yeah but he took his left foot out and was standing/leaning on the left foot, so even if Joe's right toe got hung up for a second, it shouldn't have mattered. You are balanced on your left until the right is free. Further, I have a $4,000 Trek mountain bike with 24 speeds that I've gone 35 mph on and I don't use those straps. Those straps are for competition racing or for people who can't keep their feet on the peddles going 10 mph for a photo op in front of a crowd.

Obviously, they were more afraid of Joe's foot slipping off the peddles. Bet you dollars to donuts this is the last time you ever see Joe on a bike, or if so, the straps will be gone.

 

[toobfreak]

Notice that at least a dozen people were right there who could have reached right out and caught Joe along with his secret service and saved him, but everyone just stood back.

 

[basquebromance]

 

[basquebromance]

Notice that at least a dozen people were right there who could have reached right out and caught Joe along with his secret service and saved him, but everyone just stood back.

maybe they didn't anticipate it fast enough? are you suggesting the Secret Service want Kamala as president?

 

[bodecea]

Notice that at least a dozen people were right there who could have reached right out and caught Joe along with his secret service and saved him, but everyone just stood back.

Enjoyed that, did you?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

He can't walk without tripping upstairs.
He can't enter a door when told, he just walks around until......whenever.
He can't hold his shit in.
He can't make a connective sentence.
And he can't fucking ride a bike.


I'd say, shove him in a food grinder for dog food, but the dogs would go on a hunger strike then.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Notice that at least a dozen people were right there who could have reached right out and caught Joe along with his secret service and saved him, but everyone just stood back.

They were too busy making bets on how long it would take for the fuktard to fall on his ass or his face.

 

[justoffal]

maybe they didn't anticipate it fast enough? are you suggesting the Secret Service want Kamala as president?

Well I don't know there has to be some reason why her entire contingent of male secret service agents are always smiling so broadly.

 

[toobfreak]

That soft pampered fat slob probably couldn't even ride one upright without actual training wheels, never mind falling off of one.

Rather than speculate on something your TDS guesses Trump couldn't do, let's consider instead the actual world leader Joe put himself up against in a war RIGHT NOW, who rides his pet brown russian bear with no protective gear on just for kicks and hasn't fallen off yet:

Old Joe got the job for two reasons...
1. to remove a burgeoning autocrat from consolidating power

So that Joe's autocratic backstage unelected handlers could consolidate far more power to the detriment of the nation.

2. to act as a Placeholder President until something better comes along

Unfortunately, something far better had already come along before until the deep state stole his reelection so they could continue to consolidate their power.

His status is already "Mission Accomplished" for Reason No. 1. His status is "Mission Underway" for reason No. 2.

The only status Joe has is:

1. Failing.
2. Failing miserably. And---
3. TOTAL failure.

What's Joe place-holding for, another sinking of the Titanic?

Very few people expect anything more from him.

Bet you didn't expect any of the things you ACTUALLY got!

 

[Markle]

The funniest part about President Biden taking a minor spill on his bike this morning is that Trump, who is younger than Joe, is so out of shape that he hasn’t been able to ride a bike in decades…

 

[toobfreak]

Grounds for impeachment

Certainly grounds for the 25th Am. very soon. I'd say oh, in about 20 weeks.

 

[basquebromance]

Well I don't know there has to be some reason why her entire contingent of male secret service agents are always smiling so broadly.

maybe she forces them...like in the Soviet Union

 

[justoffal]

maybe she forces them...like in the Soviet Union

Da!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Certainly grounds for the 25th Am. very soon. I'd say oh, in about 20 weeks.

I know what we're getting for C'mas!!!!!

 

[toobfreak]

Should have known better than to let him ride a bike.

Too bad it was the Easter Bunny's day off.

 

[Road Runner]

They need to stop taking Biden on field trips before he breaks a hip.

LMFAO

 

[iceberg]

It's the same level of news that Trump got when he steadied himself coming down the ramp, but the Left went 100 times more hysterical over it.

So if it was stupid then, why is it cool now?

 

[toobfreak]

I don't like the man either, but this isn't funny, folks.

7.95 billion people disagree.