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George S. Patton Party
Back in the mid eighties while I was going through HS, there was a soda machine in the cafeteria... God help us.
It's good that you invoked the name of God -- you're part of the generation that may need divine help to live as long as your parents.
I hope you live a long healthy life, unfortunately the food choices your school district made on your behalf have lessened the odds of that happening. Your generation is on it's way to being the first generation in American history that won't live as long as their parents. But I wish you luck anyway --- you're going to need it.
Oh stop yer crap already will you? Sheesh.