Breaking: Hillary Clinton Demands Step-Stool At Debate Podium To Add Height

[Iceweasel]

maybe they will let her have a lift chair

Hillary will threaten to go full Benghazi on their asses unless they come up with an elevated Hoveround with a hack bucket.

well she can say what she wants as long as they keep her medical van near by

They'll be backstage with a set of defibrillation paddles.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

cant she just stand on Huma's back?

 

[SYTFE]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

OMG!!!!! WOW!!!!! THAT'S SO SHOCKING!!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!! THANK YOU DRUDGE FOR KEEPING US POSTED ON THIS SUPER IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT!!!!! PLEASE KEEP US POSTED!!!!!!

 

[longknife]

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Now, an inside source has revealed to the new media that, should Hillary Clinton need to skip the debate for any reason, the democratic party will force the former first lady to step down from the nomination.



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That, and go out of his way to be “respectful” of her.

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This is what really caught my eye in the piece:

Monday’s debate will not reveal anything new about either of these candidates. Two New York liberals will take the stage to argue over which of them will be more efficient in extending the powers of the already bloated executive branch so that they can better enact their own agendas.

 

[Votto]

maybe they will let her have a lift chair

Hillary will threaten to go full Benghazi on their asses unless they come up with an elevated Hoveround with a hack bucket.

well she can say what she wants as long as they keep her medical van near by

They'll be backstage with a set of defibrillation paddles.

Now what are the odds anyone will want to bring her back to life?

Think man!

 

[irosie91]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

 

[rightwinger]

Will Trump wear prosthetics to cover up his tiny hands?

 

[Iceweasel]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

I'm sorry. What did you say?

 

[BluesLegend]

Conservative women don't need a damn step stool to kick a mans ass.

 

[irosie91]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

I'm sorry. What did you say?

does not matter-----no one listened anyway-----I WAS STANDING ON MY RIGHTS----......didn't help

 

[Iceweasel]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

I'm sorry. What did you say?

does not matter-----no one listened anyway-----I WAS STANDING ON MY RIGHTS----......didn't help

Woulda helped if you trained a firearm on them. People perk up when you do that.

 

[irosie91]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

I'm sorry. What did you say?

does not matter-----no one listened anyway-----I WAS STANDING ON MY RIGHTS----......didn't help

Woulda helped if you trained a firearm on them. People perk up when you do that.

it never occurred to me back then-----NOW I LONG FOR
AN ASSAULT RIFLE----all I want for Christmas..........

 

[oreo]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

Drudge Report--LOL
Matt Drudge Gives A Rare And Really, Really Weird Interview To A Conspiracy Theorist | Huffington Post

 

[OKTexas]

How embarrassing. It's on the front page of Drudge Report right now.

Short Hillary won'tbe allowed to debate tall Trump on a STEP STOOL

That's ok, he'll tower over her when they shake hands, it will leave an impression on anyone watching.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

It was a joke, rosie.....a joke.
'height privilege' .....tongue in cheek version of 'white privilege.'

 

[Auld Phart]

maybe they will let her have a lift chair

Hillary will threaten to go full Benghazi on their asses unless they come up with an elevated Hoveround with a hack bucket.

well she can say what she wants

as long as they keep her medical van near by

as long as they keep her medical van near by

If she wins, will she travel in an armored ambulance instead of a limo?

 

[OKTexas]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

No she's just altitude challenged.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Trump didn't make any request for a step stool because he knows he'll be stepping in his own stool before the night's over.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Maybe she should stand on one of these in light of her other problem.....

 

[irosie91]

Of course she should have a stepstool!!

After all....Trump has "height privilege"

well---when I was a kid----with four overly tall brothers----sometimes I climbed up on a chair when I HAD SOMETHING
TO SAY-------no one listened anyway

It was a joke, rosie.....a joke.
'height privilege' .....tongue in cheek version of 'white privilege.'

oh..........