Cannibal Killer

[Synthaholic]

hoax

I hope so. No one should eat that much pizza.

 

[struth]

expect to see more of this in liberal run defunded police cities

We have the most pizza places. DUH!!!!!!

businesses are fleeing...the dembots will be forced to eat one another...look at what your leftwing hero did to Venezuela...

 

[Synthaholic]

Well, this is exciting!

CANNIBAL KILLER SLAUGHTERED AND ATE 23 PIZZA DELIVERY MEN, 6 JEHOVAH WITNESSES, 2 POSTMEN IN PAST 7 YEARS

Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade.​

Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.

Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.”

When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”

CANNIBAL KILLER SLAUGHTERED AND ATE 23 PIZZA DELIVERY MEN, 6 JEHOVAH WITNESSES, 2 POSTMEN IN PAST 7 YEARS - Detroit Daily News

Houston police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade. Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be…

detroitdailynews.com

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Fake News:​

Cannibal Killer Did NOT Slaughter and Eat 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen in Past 7 Years​

Fake News: Cannibal Killer Did NOT Slaughter and Eat 23 Pizza Delivery Men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses, 2 Postmen in Past 7 Years | Lead Stories

Did Houston police arrest 56-year-old Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych because they suspected him of cannibalism, and did he slaughter and eat...

leadstories.com

Phew...I was wondering if it was inappropriate that my first thought was to wonder what was in his "aromatic blend of spices".

The same as KFC.

 

[L.K.Eder]

hoax

I hope so. No one should eat that much pizza.

that's right.
be careful with fish as well.

FLORIDA TEENAGER LYING IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER INSERTING HIS GENITALS INSIDE OF A BLOWFISH - Detroit Daily News

A Florida teenager is lying in critical condition after inserting his genitals inside of a living blowfish. 17-year-old, Eduardo Ramirez Maria Montez, was rushed to…

detroitdailynews.com

 

[Synthaholic]

hero did to Venezuela

Two days ago it was the anniversary!!!




Memories!

 

[struth]

hero did to Venezuela

Two days ago it was the anniversary!!!




Memories!

looks like what someone did here...when a replican was in office...not what left wing policies did to Venezuela

 

[Synthaholic]

hoax

I hope so. No one should eat that much pizza.

that's right.
be careful with fish as well.

FLORIDA TEENAGER LYING IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER INSERTING HIS GENITALS INSIDE OF A BLOWFISH - Detroit Daily News

A Florida teenager is lying in critical condition after inserting his genitals inside of a living blowfish. 17-year-old, Eduardo Ramirez Maria Montez, was rushed to…

detroitdailynews.com

He heard 'blowfish' and got excited. Florida boy, natch...

 

[Synthaholic]

when a replican was in office

Replicans...is that Star Wars or Star Trek? I can't keep these damn aliens straight.

 

[struth]

Synthaholic Star Wars....the Republicans gave us Star Wars

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I hope he didn't ruin it with ketchup

Did Dahmer have a son??

 

[Doc7505]

I hope he didn't ruin it with ketchup

Nah, he had their livers with Fava beans and a nice chianti....

​

 

[idb]

Synthaholic Star Wars....the Republicans gave us Star Wars

But...the Democrats gave us Jar Jar Binks.
"Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace"
"Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace is a 1999 American epic space-opera film written and directed by George Lucas,"
"US President in 1999 The President in the year 1999 was Bill Clinton."

Damn you Bill!!!!!!

 

[struth]

Synthaholic Star Wars....the Republicans gave us Star Wars

But...the Democrats gave us Jar Jar Binks.
"Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace"
"Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace is a 1999 American epic space-opera film written and directed by George Lucas,"
"US President in 1999 The President in the year 1999 was Bill Clinton."

Damn you Bill!!!!!!

xiden reminds me of jar jar when he talks

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

I wonder what toppings he ordered. If he got nothing but cheese pizzas.....

 

[22lcidw]

I think this guy is a Trumper on USMB!



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His name sounds Russian. Perhaps emigrated here. There are crazy people who go to the limits from there. Not just us.

 

[L.K.Eder]

when a replican was in office

Replicans...is that Star Wars or Star Trek? I can't keep these damn aliens straight.

sounds like the guys from blade runner

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Dude, if you're so fucking hungry that you have to eat the pizza AND the delivery guy, couldn't you just order.....2 pizzas???

 

[whitehall]

How is it possible that 23 pizza delivery guys would come up missing after delivering a pie to this guy's house and Police not put it together? Don't the Feds look for missing mailmen? Somethin ain't right in Houston.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

How is it possible that 23 pizza delivery guys would come up missing after delivering a pie to this guy's house and Police not put it together? Don't the Feds look for missing mailmen? Somethin ain't right in Houston.

I;ll bet there aren't 23 different pizza vendors in Texas, much less in Houston. How did the pizza places themselves not pick up on it.

"Jeez, Bob. Every time this guy orders from us, our delivery guys just walk off the job without giving notice. I wonder what he said to the last 3 delivery guys that made them up and quit. He must be a real asshole. Tell Ralph to be extra nice this time, and ask him if we can to anything better. Tell me what Ralph says when he gets back."

 

[mudwhistle]

I think this guy is a Trumper on USMB!



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I seriously doubt that.
Trump supporters aren't usually anti-social asshole cannibals.
I can't even say he's a Democrat.....because he makes them look normal.