Changed My Mind about CHAZ

[Oddball]

First impulse was to send in the troops and rout the snot-nosed little punks, but I came up with a better idea.

Sic the bureaucracy on them.

1) Have CBP set up a perimeter and passport checkpoints....No passport, no visa, no exit from CHAZ.

2) Passports and other official documents will need approval by the State Department...They'll get right on that.

3) You want your own nation, fine...No trade (i.e. trucks with food and supplies) across the border until you establish diplomatic and trade relations with the U.S.....The pallet of paperwork for you to fill out, in triplicate, is on its way.

4) You'll probably want a UN ambassador too, so you can horn in on all the foreign aid loot that the feds foolishly spread around...That pallet of paperwork will be along as soon as it is collated.

5) Since you cretins can't grow anything more than a scruffy beard without someone drawing a picture for you, you'll be needing to set up trade agreements with the US, for food and other essentials...Maybe the Senate can squeeze that in between the dog-and-pony show hearings that they have upcoming and their summer break, but don't hold your breath.

 

[blastoff]

First impulse was to send in the troops and rout the snot-nosed little punks, but I came up with a better idea.

Sic the bureaucracy on them.

1) Have CBP set up a perimeter and passport checkpoints....No passport, no visa, no exit from CHAZ.

2) Passports and other official documents will need approval by the State Department...They'll get right on that.

3) You want your own nation, fine...No trade (i.e. trucks with food and supplies) across the border until you establish diplomatic relations with the U.S.....The pallet of paperwork for you to fill out, in triplicate, is on its way.

4) You'll probably want a UN ambassador too, so you can horn in on all the foreign aid loot that the feds foolishly spread around...That pallet of paperwork will be along as soon as it is collated.

5) Since you cretins can't grow anything more than a scruffy beard without someone drawing a picture for you, you'll be needing to set up trade agreements with the US, for food and other essentials...Maybe the Senate can squeeze that in between the dog-and-pony show hearings that they have upcoming and their summer break, but don't hold your breath.

Genius!!!

Death by bureaucratic red tape! Nice and slow and painful.

 

[MarathonMike]

I'll be interested to see who pays for their water and food supplies they will be needing.

 

[Marion Morrison]

I'll be interested to see who pays for their water and food supplies they will be needing.

It will be Mommy.

 

[KissMy]

Their lawyer friends on the outside will deal with the paperwork & airdrop in supplies.

 

[progressive hunter]

First impulse was to send in the troops and rout the snot-nosed little punks, but I came up with a better idea.

Sic the bureaucracy on them.

1) Have CBP set up a perimeter and passport checkpoints....No passport, no visa, no exit from CHAZ.

2) Passports and other official documents will need approval by the State Department...They'll get right on that.

3) You want your own nation, fine...No trade (i.e. trucks with food and supplies) across the border until you establish diplomatic and trade relations with the U.S.....The pallet of paperwork for you to fill out, in triplicate, is on its way.

4) You'll probably want a UN ambassador too, so you can horn in on all the foreign aid loot that the feds foolishly spread around...That pallet of paperwork will be along as soon as it is collated.

5) Since you cretins can't grow anything more than a scruffy beard without someone drawing a picture for you, you'll be needing to set up trade agreements with the US, for food and other essentials...Maybe the Senate can squeeze that in between the dog-and-pony show hearings that they have upcoming and their summer break, but don't hold your breath.

they can always declare war on us then surrender and request asylum and foreign aid like the guys in key west did,,,

Conch Republic - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[daveman]

Their lawyer friends on the outside will deal with the paperwork & airdrop in supplies.

Overflight and airspace permissions is another pallet of paperwork. I suggest delivering everything by trebuchet.

 

[depotoo]

Their lawyer friends on the outside will deal with the paperwork & airdrop in supplies.

So, admission they do have backers...

 

[Damaged Eagle]

How much are they willing to pay for water, electricity, and sewage, facilities?

Until then everything is cut off and we'll need to have them negotiate costs and here's the pallet of paperwork to fill out for trade deals and of course there will be a security deposit required before turning anything on.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Thunk]

If a baby is born in CHAZ right now is it an American citizen?

 

[progressive hunter]

If a baby is born in CHAZ right now is it an American citizen?

good question,,,

 

[Damaged Eagle]

If a baby is born in CHAZ right now is it an American citizen?

My understanding is that they've all renounced their US citizenship.

*****SMILE*****

 

[Dick Foster]

First impulse was to send in the troops and rout the snot-nosed little punks, but I came up with a better idea.

Sic the bureaucracy on them.

1) Have CBP set up a perimeter and passport checkpoints....No passport, no visa, no exit from CHAZ.

2) Passports and other official documents will need approval by the State Department...They'll get right on that.

3) You want your own nation, fine...No trade (i.e. trucks with food and supplies) across the border until you establish diplomatic and trade relations with the U.S.....The pallet of paperwork for you to fill out, in triplicate, is on its way.

4) You'll probably want a UN ambassador too, so you can horn in on all the foreign aid loot that the feds foolishly spread around...That pallet of paperwork will be along as soon as it is collated.

5) Since you cretins can't grow anything more than a scruffy beard without someone drawing a picture for you, you'll be needing to set up trade agreements with the US, for food and other essentials...Maybe the Senate can squeeze that in between the dog-and-pony show hearings that they have upcoming and their summer break, but don't hold your breath.

I think it more satisfying and sure to simply exterminate the vermin. I don't want them coming back or having a chance to breed.

 

[Meister]

First impulse was to send in the troops and rout the snot-nosed little punks, but I came up with a better idea.

Sic the bureaucracy on them.

1) Have CBP set up a perimeter and passport checkpoints....No passport, no visa, no exit from CHAZ.

2) Passports and other official documents will need approval by the State Department...They'll get right on that.

3) You want your own nation, fine...No trade (i.e. trucks with food and supplies) across the border until you establish diplomatic and trade relations with the U.S.....The pallet of paperwork for you to fill out, in triplicate, is on its way.

4) You'll probably want a UN ambassador too, so you can horn in on all the foreign aid loot that the feds foolishly spread around...That pallet of paperwork will be along as soon as it is collated.

5) Since you cretins can't grow anything more than a scruffy beard without someone drawing a picture for you, you'll be needing to set up trade agreements with the US, for food and other essentials...Maybe the Senate can squeeze that in between the dog-and-pony show hearings that they have upcoming and their summer break, but don't hold your breath.

I really doubt CHAZ would want to have any Trade Agreements, or any kind of business with the USA. I'm thinking they would want more of
a Russia type of ally. Ass ol' Lakhota, he'll tell you.

 

[Persistence Of Memory]

If a baby is born in CHAZ right now is it an American citizen?

Is there a hospital there? In case a statue hits someone.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

First impulse was to send in the troops and rout the snot-nosed little punks, but I came up with a better idea.

Sic the bureaucracy on them.

1) Have CBP set up a perimeter and passport checkpoints....No passport, no visa, no exit from CHAZ.

2) Passports and other official documents will need approval by the State Department...They'll get right on that.

3) You want your own nation, fine...No trade (i.e. trucks with food and supplies) across the border until you establish diplomatic and trade relations with the U.S.....The pallet of paperwork for you to fill out, in triplicate, is on its way.

4) You'll probably want a UN ambassador too, so you can horn in on all the foreign aid loot that the feds foolishly spread around...That pallet of paperwork will be along as soon as it is collated.

5) Since you cretins can't grow anything more than a scruffy beard without someone drawing a picture for you, you'll be needing to set up trade agreements with the US, for food and other essentials...Maybe the Senate can squeeze that in between the dog-and-pony show hearings that they have upcoming and their summer break, but don't hold your breath.

I really doubt CHAZ would want to have any Trade Agreements, or any kind of business with the USA. I'm thinking they would want more of
a Russia type of ally

Hope they can accomplish that over the internet...... once it's turned back on.

Kinda' hard to talk to any potential ally when you're landlocked.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Penelope]

First impulse was to send in the troops and rout the snot-nosed little punks, but I came up with a better idea.

Sic the bureaucracy on them.

1) Have CBP set up a perimeter and passport checkpoints....No passport, no visa, no exit from CHAZ.

2) Passports and other official documents will need approval by the State Department...They'll get right on that.

3) You want your own nation, fine...No trade (i.e. trucks with food and supplies) across the border until you establish diplomatic and trade relations with the U.S.....The pallet of paperwork for you to fill out, in triplicate, is on its way.

4) You'll probably want a UN ambassador too, so you can horn in on all the foreign aid loot that the feds foolishly spread around...That pallet of paperwork will be along as soon as it is collated.

5) Since you cretins can't grow anything more than a scruffy beard without someone drawing a picture for you, you'll be needing to set up trade agreements with the US, for food and other essentials...Maybe the Senate can squeeze that in between the dog-and-pony show hearings that they have upcoming and their summer break, but don't hold your breath.

Gee isn't that what the southerners tried to do?

 

[Penelope]

If a baby is born in CHAZ right now is it an American citizen?

Yes.

 

[Oddball]

6) In the unfortunate even that someone in CHAZ commits murder or some other heinous criminal act and escapes across the border to Murica, you'll be needing to set up an extradition agreement with the U.S.

Another pallet of paperwork from State Department and DOJ comin' atcha!

 

[Sunsettommy]

Their lawyer friends on the outside will deal with the paperwork & airdrop in supplies.

Air drops will will violate the American air space, which can be considered an act of war.