Derideo_Te
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Good to see you back, Pacer, now what are you having?
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- Thread starter Statistikhengst
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Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
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Good to see you back, Pacer, now what are you having?
I'm trying to post a joke....when I preview it looks good, when I post, I get all these boxes around it and the unpreviewed version shows "table" .....don't know what's happening.
Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
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I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
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What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
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Thank you, Derideo. I'll have a coffee on the rocks.Good to see you back, Pacer, now what are you having?
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TD] [TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
[/TBODY]
[/TBODY]
[/TD] [/TBODY][/TBODY]
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
- 26,532
- 13,987
- 1,445
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY][TR][TD] [TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
[/TBODY]
[/TBODY]
[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TBODY]
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TR][TD] [TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
[/TBODY]
[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TBODY]
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Statistikhengst
Diamond Member
- Thread starter
- Banned
- #2,908
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TR][TD]A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
[/TBODY]
[/TD][/TR][/TBODY][/TBODY]
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
You are a probably a "math person" too. Lol!
Statistikhengst
Diamond Member
- Thread starter
- Banned
- #2,910
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
You are a probably a "math person" too. Lol!
Why yes, I am a "numbers kind of guy"...
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I knew that! I could tell. I love calculators!
I love calculators!
Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
- 26,532
- 13,987
- 1,445
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
You are a probably a "math person" too. Lol!
Well hell's bells, he is Math......
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
You are a probably a "math person" too. Lol!
Well hell's bells, he is Math......
Lol! The user name, avatar and the love of tables gives him away as a person who likes numbers.
Statistikhengst
Diamond Member
- Thread starter
- Banned
- #2,914
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
You are a probably a "math person" too. Lol!
Well hell's bells, he is Math......
Lol! The user name, avatar and the love of tables gives him away as a person who likes numbers.
Likes??
Likes?!?!?!
LOVES!!!
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY]
[TBODY]
[TD]A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."[/TD] [/TBODY][/TBODY]
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
You are a probably a "math person" too. Lol!
Well hell's bells, he is Math......
Lol! The user name, avatar and the love of tables gives him away as a person who likes numbers.
Likes??
Likes?!?!?!
LOVES!!!
You must be so turned on now!
Statistikhengst
Diamond Member
- Thread starter
- Banned
- #2,916
I saw this joke today. I thought it was funny, maybe you will too.
What the hell is going on? Why am I getting all this crap?
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinated."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
In your reply box on the top tab, there is a little square with smaller squares inside of it. It is for table formatting a post. You must have accidentally clicked on it.
Well for crap! I don't remember clicking on it. I wonder why it didn't show up when I previewed my post?
Crazy.....
I can't even think of a purpose for which I would ever use a table.
Well, I love data tables!!
You are a probably a "math person" too. Lol!
Well hell's bells, he is Math......
Lol! The user name, avatar and the love of tables gives him away as a person who likes numbers.
Likes??
Likes?!?!?!
LOVES!!!
You must be so turned on now!
Well, if the hole is deep enough... it could be an effective water reservoir...
ChrisL
Diamond Member
Well, if the hole is deep enough... it could be an effective water reservoir...
blackhawk
Diamond Member
ChrisL
Diamond Member
I had a couple of glasses of wine tonight, but I don't really like beer.
How about a cosmo?
Mertex
Cat Lady =^..^=
- Apr 27, 2013
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I had a couple of glasses of wine tonight, but I don't really like beer.
Oh dang, I forgot I still had some wine....I was going to drink a glass and then I came here......
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