Comedy: A Parody for Trump 2024: I'm Still Running

[CrazyTrader55]

A song Trump could sing, played to "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John
Except that it's "I'm Still Running". Doesn't matter what the left throws at him - sham trials, rigged elections..... Trump is going to win.

You could never know what it's like
Beat Crooked Hillary, the dems were cold as ice
It was a covid induced sham election too
Biden's really wrecking things they're taking it from you

Don't you know I'm still polling better than I ever did?
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like the comeback kid
And I'm still running after all this time
Picking up the pieces of this nation, winning on my mind

I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Once I never coulda hoped to win
Dems starting down the road, with their BS again
The threats they made were meant to shut me up
And this regime is just a circus, run by a clown right now

I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Don't you know I'm still polling better than I ever did?
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like the comeback kid
And I'm still running after all this time
Picking up the pieces of this nation, winning on my mind

I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)

And here's the real song, a great one from the 80's

 

[rampart]

A song Trump could sing, played to "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John
Except that it's "I'm Still Running". Doesn't matter what the left throws at him - sham trials, rigged elections..... Trump is going to win.

You could never know what it's like
Beat Crooked Hillary, the dems were cold as ice
It was a covid induced sham election too
Biden's really wrecking things they're taking it from you

Don't you know I'm still polling better than I ever did?
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like the comeback kid
And I'm still running after all this time
Picking up the pieces of this nation, winning on my mind

I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Once I never coulda hoped to win
Dems starting down the road, with their BS again
The threats they made were meant to shut me up
And this regime is just a circus, run by a clown right now

I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Don't you know I'm still polling better than I ever did?
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like the comeback kid
And I'm still running after all this time
Picking up the pieces of this nation, winning on my mind

I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still running (yeah, yeah, yeah)

And here's the real song, a great one from the 80's

and, like every other song trump likes, it is sung by a homosexual.

 

[JGalt]

and, like every other song trump likes, it is sung by a homosexual.

Homophobe much, bro?

Geez, dude. I hate faggots and you're not much different that me.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

and, like every other song trump likes, it is sung by a homosexual.

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As usual, you couldn't be more wrong.




President Trump walks onstage to this song at every rally.



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[rampart]

Homophobe much, bro?

Geez, dude. I hate faggots and you're not much different that me.

i just find it strange that a party with a platform of calling kindergarten teachers "groomers" is cool with the village people.

there seem to be all kinds of homosexuals. some i'd never guess, some that would make anyone phobic. either way, their money is green.

 

[two_iron]

Homophobe much, bro?

Geez, dude. I hate faggots and you're not much different that me.

They only like their own faggots.... "selective faggotry"

It's amazing when the party of shit shows their true colors..... which is often, because they're fucking stupid....

They only like THESE faggots....

 

[two_iron]