Complete this sentence: I feel like murder tonight, but since guns are illegal I will...

[Tilly]

......not be able to kill as many as I could if I had a semi-automatic rifle with a few 30 round clips.

Because cookies laced with anthrax is so much less deadly?

Silly me, of course the murderous criminals can go down to their local Chemical Weapons Plant and pick up a few liters of Anthrax to kill with what was I thinking.

What do you think a few gal of gas and a bic would do?

Explode in your face?

Better use lighter fluid.

Not a problem for the wannabe shahid.

 

[Clementine]

What is the most likely response for a criminal who is contemplating violence? Indicate below your answer. Please comment with your explanation why

Statistics show that most use knives. Men often strangle women after raping them.

If a terrorist wants to take out a lot of people, they seem to prefer bombs. Bombs remain the deadliest weapons used by terrorists, especially if planes are used as bombs.

Gangs might prefer guns since they love their drive-by shootings and most of those guns are illegal so the question doesn't apply to them.

 

[Mr Natural]

Jerk off instead.

 

[SwimExpert]

What is the most likely response for a criminal who is contemplating violence? Indicate below your answer. Please comment with your explanation why

It's fascinating that so many of you are so intimately acquainted with criminals that you know their secret thoughts and plans. How did you come by this knowledge?

Dude, you're better than that. You know damn well the difference between common sense and being "so intimately acquainted with criminals." I expect that kind of crap from morons like Rdean, not you.

 

[miketx]

You must have meant a 30 round magazine. A magazine is where the ammunition for a firearm is kept. Just like the magazine on a ship is where munitions are kept. If you are going to speak of something at least have the courtesy to know what it is you are talking about.

Say, do you correct spelling, grammar and punctuation too?

No, but when you refer to inanimate objects, it's best to know what they are so you don't look stupid. Spelling and stuff are usually typos. I leave that to liberals.

 

[miketx]

I bet I could have killed a bunch of people with my old F350 with the 8 foot plow on the front

Can I go with you? If you miss any, I can get them with the door as we pass. Or maybe I can mow them down with and AR1567432.