Conservatism VS Liberalism

[owebo]

Okay, I'll do it for you.

Here's Merriam Webster

conservatism

a : disposition in politics to preserve what is established​

See? You don't want new wood, you want the same ol' same ol'.

When do you finish your GED?

 

[cnm]

Regardless of your claim, the reality fits his description.

I bet he was part the Bush based reality, you too, where they made their own reality and it was the responsibility of everyone else to catch up.

Where oh where is Fuckwit43 now?

 

[cnm]

When do you finish your GED?

My location is right there and you are too dumb to remark on it. Typical conservative dumb fuck.

 

[Andylusion]

Okay, I'll do it for you.

Here's Merriam Webster

conservatism

a : disposition in politics to preserve what is established​

See? You don't want new wood, you want the same ol' same ol'.

Right... again, regardless of your claim, you don't see Conservatives saying "no one can have cars we don't like. You can only buy a model T, that is energy efficient".

But you do see left-wing liberals push a ban for SUVs.
Ban SUVs
http://wardsauto.com/news-analysis/green-party-proposal-seeks-ban-suvs-paris
California's secret SUV ban.

Let me guess, in your world California, the Green Party, and 'treehugger.com' are all really bastions of Conservative thought?

Reality says you are full of crap.

 

[Andylusion]

Regardless of your claim, the reality fits his description.

I bet he was part the Bush based reality, you too, where they made their own reality and it was the responsibility of everyone else to catch up.

Where oh where is Fuckwit43 now?

Where is he.... I'm guessing he's posting anonymously on a forum somewhere on the inter-web. Likely making cracks about former presidents that haven't been in office in 8 years.

 

[owebo]

When do you finish your GED?

My location is right there and you are too dumb to remark on it. Typical conservative dumb fuck.

Good luck, you'll need it....

 

[candycorn]

What isn't mentioned in the OP is that the GOP governor and President Trump have cut and done away with State/Federal educational spending. There is no wood shop.

Really... That's funny, because last I checked, we spend more on education than any other country on the face of the Earth.

Maybe if you hadn't blow all the money for Unions, and giving kids tablets when they can't read yet.... you'd have a wood shop.

Or $60M football stadiums....

 

[owebo]

What isn't mentioned in the OP is that the GOP governor and President Trump have cut and done away with State/Federal educational spending. There is no wood shop.

Really... That's funny, because last I checked, we spend more on education than any other country on the face of the Earth.

Maybe if you hadn't blow all the money for Unions, and giving kids tablets when they can't read yet.... you'd have a wood shop.

Or $60M football stadiums....

All monuments to democrats.....

 

[yiostheoy]

I've been thinking of good way to teach people what each one means and may have come up with the parable. Wood shop. Yes that icky physical labor lefties hate so much. But it fits.

You step into wood shop on day one and have a choice to make. You can choose to be a liberal craftsman or a conservative one.

If you choose to be a liberal you will have the choice of all pine blocks cut exactly the same, same size, same weight and same grain. And you will make that into smaller blocks, perfectly square if you can but if you can't do that it's fine. You are guaranteed to get a D in the class. You can't make anything other than square blocks, you can never get a C for making better blocks than anyone else but you can't fail either if you never even get a block cut out. It's all fair. No winners, no special treatment for those that did well, everything is equal.

If you choose to be a conservative craftsman you walk into a room full of all kinds of lumber. Oak, Walnut, Redwood etc. 100's of varieties. You can make anything you want, out of anything you want. What you don't get is the guaranteed D for the class. You can get an F, but you can also get an A,B or C. All you have to do is make something people like. If you make perfectly square blocks like the libs you'll probably get an F. Nobody needs those they're pretty basic. Put in a little effort though and the sky is the limit.

If you want the guaranteed barely passing grade you need to be a liberal. If you want the A and all that comes with that success you need to be a conservative. It's really that simple.

Measure once, cut twice.

Measure twice, cut once.

That's Rule #1 in a woodshop. Maybe you can work that into your story.

Q.E.D.

 

[candycorn]

Here is what should happen to the blocks of wood afterword...

 

[BluesLegend]

A liberal that actually works and produces something of positive value?

Try again... A true regressive would tell you that cutting wood is oppression, and perhaps even xenophobia/racism. And that sweatshop crafting? Clearly analogous to slavery.

Liberals in one major city passed a law making it illegal for a homeowner to cut down their own trees on their own property. They felt the trees needed protection from the evil homeowner. Here comes the punch line...then they fined homeowners because the trees dropped leaves in the street and the city had to clean them up. A few miles away liberals fined a homeowner for catching rain in his pond, the libs claimed they owned the rain. Yes they are that freaking insane.

 

[owebo]

Here is what should happen to the blocks of wood afterword...

Theft?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

What isn't mentioned in the OP is that the GOP governor and President Trump have cut and done away with State/Federal educational spending. There is no wood shop.

Actually, the wood shop was replaced by multiculturalism and diversity studies under the recently defeated Democrat governor and the outgoing sham-president Obama.

There'll be some changes made.

 

[Iceweasel]

What isn't mentioned in the OP is that the GOP governor and President Trump have cut and done away with State/Federal educational spending. There is no wood shop.

Yes, because all wood shops are the product of government intervention. But thanks for the liberal perspective.

 

[Votto]

I've been thinking of good way to teach people what each one means and may have come up with the parable. Wood shop. Yes that icky physical labor lefties hate so much. But it fits.

You step into wood shop on day one and have a choice to make. You can choose to be a liberal craftsman or a conservative one.

If you choose to be a liberal you will have the choice of all pine blocks cut exactly the same, same size, same weight and same grain. And you will make that into smaller blocks, perfectly square if you can but if you can't do that it's fine. You are guaranteed to get a D in the class. You can't make anything other than square blocks, you can never get a C for making better blocks than anyone else but you can't fail either if you never even get a block cut out. It's all fair. No winners, no special treatment for those that did well, everything is equal.

If you choose to be a conservative craftsman you walk into a room full of all kinds of lumber. Oak, Walnut, Redwood etc. 100's of varieties. You can make anything you want, out of anything you want. What you don't get is the guaranteed D for the class. You can get an F, but you can also get an A,B or C. All you have to do is make something people like. If you make perfectly square blocks like the libs you'll probably get an F. Nobody needs those they're pretty basic. Put in a little effort though and the sky is the limit.

If you want the guaranteed barely passing grade you need to be a liberal. If you want the A and all that comes with that success you need to be a conservative. It's really that simple.

Are you insane? Killing carbon consuming trees to make things with?

Save us Obama!!!

 

[Moonglow]

You could always plant a bamboo forest and make bamboo furniture..

 

[owebo]

You could always plant a bamboo forest and make bamboo furniture..

It's an invasive species.....

 

[Moonglow]

You could always plant a bamboo forest and make bamboo furniture..

It's an invasive species.....

they make chains..

 

[PoliticalChic]

I've been thinking of good way to teach people what each one means and may have come up with the parable. Wood shop. Yes that icky physical labor lefties hate so much. But it fits.

You step into wood shop on day one and have a choice to make. You can choose to be a liberal craftsman or a conservative one.

If you choose to be a liberal you will have the choice of all pine blocks cut exactly the same, same size, same weight and same grain. And you will make that into smaller blocks, perfectly square if you can but if you can't do that it's fine. You are guaranteed to get a D in the class. You can't make anything other than square blocks, you can never get a C for making better blocks than anyone else but you can't fail either if you never even get a block cut out. It's all fair. No winners, no special treatment for those that did well, everything is equal.

If you choose to be a conservative craftsman you walk into a room full of all kinds of lumber. Oak, Walnut, Redwood etc. 100's of varieties. You can make anything you want, out of anything you want. What you don't get is the guaranteed D for the class. You can get an F, but you can also get an A,B or C. All you have to do is make something people like. If you make perfectly square blocks like the libs you'll probably get an F. Nobody needs those they're pretty basic. Put in a little effort though and the sky is the limit.

If you want the guaranteed barely passing grade you need to be a liberal. If you want the A and all that comes with that success you need to be a conservative. It's really that simple.

There's the old saw about how to teach your children about taxes...eat 1/3 of their ice cream.
I like your analogy even better.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Here is what should happen to the blocks of wood afterword...

Theft?

Exactly. A conservative will have rightfully paid for a ticket, and be seated inside the venue.