Countdown to Sodomy

[ZackB]

I have put off my annual physical for a couple months now. But tomorrow I have got to face the music. At 9:00 am I am going to be penetrated. I am thinking about calling my doc tonight and reminding him to trim his fingernails.

 

[The Great Goose]

If it's any consolation, I suspect TPTP are aiming to make homosexuality the norm. In future generations it may be deemed perverted to have hetero sex.

 

[MarathonMike]

I think you'll still have your hetero card afterward. Just make sure that you are the only one with his pants off.

 

[Agit8r]

They do serve cake with it, right?

 

[ZackB]

I am here now, in the waiting room.

 

[WinterBorn]

Everything is fine as long as you only feel one hand on your shoulders.

 

[WinterBorn]

If it's any consolation, I suspect TPTP are aiming to make homosexuality the norm. In future generations it may be deemed perverted to have hetero sex.

Delusions this early?

 

[Iceweasel]

You brought this up a month ago. So tell us why you get monthly prostate exams? And how big is his hands?

 

[ZackB]

You brought this up a month ago. So tell us why you get monthly prostate exams? And how big is his hands?

I had it rescheduled.

 

[ZackB]

Well, it's over. I don't know which was worse: him doing it repeatedly or him calling me a "bitch".

 

[Iceweasel]

Well, it's over. I don't know which was worse: him doing it repeatedly or him calling me a "bitch".

If he doesn't call tomorrow I'd find somebody else.

 

[ZackB]

Well, it's over. I don't know which was worse: him doing it repeatedly or him calling me a "bitch".

If he doesn't call tomorrow I'd find somebody else.

It's like this every year - wham, bam, see you next year. He could at least buy me dinner.

 

[The Great Goose]

If it's any consolation, I suspect TPTP are aiming to make homosexuality the norm. In future generations it may be deemed perverted to have hetero sex.

Delusions this early?

Fears.

 

[WinterBorn]

If it's any consolation, I suspect TPTP are aiming to make homosexuality the norm. In future generations it may be deemed perverted to have hetero sex.

Delusions this early?

Fears.

Baseless fears. No one is going to tell you that you have to be a homosexual.