This is called COVID19.
COVID-19, Chinese Wuhan Virus, CHICOM Wuhan Virus, Commie Virus, Chinese Death Virus, ℭ, Sweet n Sour Sickness, Mu Fu Guy Pain, Wushu Poopoo Flu, Kung Flu, Flu Man Chu, Hung Chow Spew, Shanghai Trots, General Tsao's Virus, Wu Ping Cough, Wubonic Plague, Wuhan-Fluhan, Wumonia, Mas Fina Cervirus, Sun Tzu Achoo, or Chop Flooy
Try being creative for a change.
No, I won't be racist about this calling it creative. This is COVID19, That's what the medical experts call it. Because people are getting it here having no contact with anyone who visited China or Europe.
You're just damned lucky the virus didn't start in Africa.
I don't live in Africa so I am not damned lucky about shot. This disease has happened to white boys here in America who have had zero contact with Chinese. So this is the cracker19virus. Or the honkytonk flu. Whiteys woe. The Peckerwood pandemic. The trailer park plague. How about that for being creative?
Well I have to hand it to ya, that's pretty good.
I think my fave was "honky tonk flu". Unfortunately that also means now I have the Rolling Frickin' Stones playing in my head.